“Last week Kobe couldn’t do it without me…” Shaq
“Kobe n*gga tell me how my ass taste” – the chorus of this rap
“Like a white boy trying to be more n*gger than me…” Shaq
and our favorite line:
“I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out that’s why I’m getting a divorce”
Woooooooooooow! We have never seen Shaquille O’Neal like this, here he is freestyling (we hope) on stage in New York last night...and he took it back to Newark, NJ….watch the complete video then let us know what you think. And before you ask...no Kobe will not respond…(we think).
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shaq just having fun..it was funny though
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
FUCK SHAQ..ha ha ha
…. and kobe didnt rat u out fool…… YOU caused yurself da divorce idiot!!!!
LMAO @ Shaq’s chorus!
Note to Shaq: When you blame others, you miss the lesson meant for you to learn.
Imma cosignin with James and Brook
Shaq, nigga that’s just petty.
Forget Hack-a-shaq, Fuck a Shaq!!!
*PROCEEDS TO BURN SHAQ JERSEY*
kobe did rat him out though.
P.S. Muthafuckas need to stop comparing Kobe to Jordan. JUST STAAUUUP!
They both at fault.
Kobe should kept his mouth shut and handle his marriage cause obviously his ain’t all that perfect either, cheater. I don’t think Kobe should’ve gotten married so fucking early in the first place. I wish people would stop thinking the first muthafuckin thing you must do is get married right after high school, college or being together for a year or two.
Shaq fucked up doing what he did.
But his rap was funny.
Also Kobe does need Shaq.
hahahaha…that’s right kobe will neva get on w/o shaq
I thought Shaq was older than Kobe. It seems as if Kobe is more mature than Shaq though.
“shaq has AIDS after fuckin with superhead”
That shit was funny as HELL! Kobe did put Shaq’s business out in the streets! But Kobe “I like to fuck white girls in the ASS” Bryant is serial cheater, too! They always hyped Kobe as the greatest thing to happen basketball since Micheal Jordan. I like LeBron, he seems like a good dude, real humble!
who iz to say lebon aint cheating…….. kobe luked humble on TV too jus like lebron…lebron aint just aint been caught yet…
Fuck Kobe and Fuck Shaq too I know he was clowning ….bust seriously Shaq is the reason why Shaq is divorced….after all these years he still can’t rap and his free throws are still off!!!
LAMO
Shout out to Lucille!!!!
how can another nigga say “tell me how my ass taste”, that is NOT a freestyle, dude is a bisexual.
Oh and I know Kobe ain’t rattin’ people out with his cheatin’ ass!!! Most NBA players are hoes!!! Don’t get it twisted…and don’t get me started!!!
SNITCHES GET STICHES!!!!
OBAMA 2008!!!!!!
VOTE OR DIE!!!!!!
kobe told the press that shaq pays his women to shut up after they have sex
if that aint ratting..i dont know what is….its not even ratting alone.its called being a bitch nigga
I dont care what shaq did or was suppose to do you dont drop dime on your man you suppose to take that to the grave
But that song was funny lol
lol silly dude.
kobe is an extraordinary player but is just way to arrogant for his own damn good.
FUCK KOBE THE RAPIST!!
everybody cheats kobe just got caught and had to throw sahqs name in there. what a snitch.
KOBE IS NO JORDAN CUZ JORDAN NEVER SUCKED ASS LIKE KOBE
kobe ratted him out..WTF?!?
is he telling his wife it was OK for him to be cheating…what an immature bastard!
Update – Shaq takes it back.::
“I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MCs do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don’t forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I’m a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.â€
Shaq’s the man and he’s right!!! Kobe can’t do it without him!!! Sad but true. The NBA is tough, you need atleast 2 stars on your team and one of them has to be a big man, if Lebron had Dwight Howard or Chris Paul he would have a ring, but Lebron can’t be in two positions at once… Kobe good, Shaq is better!!!
If the nigga valued the relationship to begin with, there’d be nothing to “rat out”.
bwahhahahahahaha
HotFAILDotcom. are you serious???
Shaq is better than Kobe?
Go to sleep son. please.
It’s obvious you dont know shit about hoops. Keep your mouth zipped. Breath is stankin all across the nation.
*SMH*
On Monday, O’Neal tried to explain how the freestyle format shouldn’t be taken too seriously.
“Everyone that knows Shaq knows two things about me: One, that I’m a rapper, and two, that I’m a comedian. When I played with Kobe, me, him, Brian Shaw, J.R. Rider, we had freestyle sessions all the time. … all in fun and we said crazier stuff than that. If I hurt anyone’s feelings, I apologize.”
*TEMPER* at ALL YOU KOBE HATERS
EAT A DICK. WE’LL BE BACK NEXT YEAR BISHES!!
Someone should ask shaq how his ex-wife trainer d*ck taste ;D
Lol! Flipstar, u r FOUL!
HEY FOLKS I GOTTA–oh, sorry, I was yelling. I gotta question for you.
Shaq is still part of the NBA. Do you think that NBA commissioner, David Stern, should have Shaq fined?
Both he and Kobe are dipshit spoiled brats. They take the fun out of the fame for me.
People are always talking shit about other people never a positive thing too say about anyone , Those rich mother fuckers dont give a shit what your broke assess think about them. So what are you so damn concearned about it wont be in the morning news what you think. all that fuck shaq shit , TELL HIM TO HIS FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!