Lil Wayne, Mary J. Blige and Nelly at the pre-conference
The opening performance…two words Usher “Boe Wring” we actually think Tameka gave you wack juice. Young Jeezy put on an uninspiring performance only to bring out Kanye West who did his best T-Pain impersonation…uh, okay Kanye put that thing away now.
Wait, looks like two girls just walked in off the street and BET let them introduce the Viewer’s Choice Award…wtf. Keyshia Cole is normally a great singer, maybe her ear peice was off…because that note was that-a-way…but she looks great. Hey, it’s Lil Kim with her stomach looking decent out screaming at the top of her lungs.
Ne-Yo just woke us up!!!! Wooooooooowww Ashanti presenting…A+ dress/C+ hair tho (sorry)…LL Cool J had that Sears gear on we see (sorry, again). the.LIFE Files staff is in the office fighting about whether Alicia Keys looks good or not…wait three ladies just rushed the stage…oh, that’s SWV…Alicia Keys always gives GREAT awards show performances with lots of guests…speaking of….En Vogue!!!! TLC!!!!!!!!!!! T-Boz STOP playing, pajama pants???!! Great performance ladies.
Never thought we’d say this but we might get tired of the karaoke man T-Pain…(throwing up)…Rick Ross is a ghetto Hugh Hefner, no shirt status huh. Mandatory gospel break from booty shaking. (ha) And we’re back…D.L. Hughley hasn’t cracked a joke yet…Chris Brown is the new Usher now, singing in the rain and he’s just about to get dry humped by Ciara. But he’d rather have a dance off. Shout out to Al Green…you bought Maxwell back to life! Wow, somebody must have slipped Al Green a double shot of Hennessy.
Sweeeeet…Chris Brown is in the audience mouthing the words to Rihanna’s performance. Thank you…Ciara just saved the Ne-LL-y and Jermaine Dupri performance only for Fergie to come ruin it…omg. Ciroc, Ciroc, Ciroc. (Diddy paid for that) Way to close the show Lil’ Wayne!
There ya go J-Hud…Andre did NOT do this…
Glowing Gabby, Smooth Ne-Yo, Sunny Keyshia Cole & Sticky Lil’ Mama coming up!
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Lil’ Mama Is A Human Candy Cane
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mary looks great here.
usher was most definitley boring
that lipsing shit wasnt hot either
no homo…but i liked dat LL’s t-shirt
Usher was horrible I am upset his performance was such a let down…
I am tired of them GIVING chris brown best male r&b becuase he did no deserve it over Ne-Yo
IMO yeah he can dance a little but Ne-Yo has more real talent and its a real let down that he did not win when I feel that Ne-Yo really earned it
what da FUCK waz t-pain wearing????????
oh and BTW…Kanye f**ked up Young Jeezy’s performance…
kesha cole sucked but she got lucky cause lil kim came out and saved her shitty performance
I personally thought Ne-Yo had a strong performance with only one minor error with grabbing the mic and going down the stairs but other than that he was on point
the chris brown performance was completely pointless IMO and what was the point of ciara besides to shake her a**?
I love some Al Green though…
FCUK BET. MARIAH GOT SCREWED AGAIN…
THEY ALWAYS UP ALICIA’S, MARY & BEYONCE’S AZZ. HOW ABOUT THEY JUST ROTATE THE DAMN AWARD BETWEEN THOSE 3. EVEN WITH SHITTY ALBUMS THEY STILL GET AWARDS. CHRIS BROWN IS AN AVERAGE SINGER WITH MINIMAL TALENT AT BEST. THESE TEENY BOPPERS SUCK. AND T-PAIN A GENIUS??? IN WHAT WORLD. KANYE… KANYE SAID SO, HE BE TALKING PURE GARBAGE. GOOD THING MARIAH DIDNT SHOW UP TO THIS SHIT. ALL THE GIRL GROUPS WERE GREAT, AL STAND OUT, MARVIN SAPP AMAZING.
AND NELLY’S NEW SONG IS TERRIBLE, AWFUL. HIS CD WILL BOMB. USHER WAS GAWD AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH KEYSHIA DID THE DAMN THANG.
AND NEYO’S PERFORMANCE WAS GREAT ALSO.
OK I need a new lil kim album. She looked hot and upstaged keyshia’s performance!
and kim did look hot !!!!!!!!
i was like look at kim, she did her thang.
I just missed Usher perfomance, Alicia Keys did a great thang when se brought out all the old girl groups (SWV, Envouge, TLC) Chris Brown did alright, I like when Ciara came out and they did the lil dance skit.. LOVED IT! Ne-Yo, I personally did like that song, but he was aight. Keyshia she tried, she messed up alot, Lil Kim look hot (no homo, well maybe) I missed young jeezy I was on the phone…. when 305(dj khaled and rick ross) came out with T-pain I was hollaring like I was there! BUTTT When Lil Wayne came on… I melted. His lolipop perfomance was a bit a a stand still.. but when he did a millie I got hyped.
The love hate thing that Alicia is doing is passe now-but she’s doing her thing her way so no hating here!