Madonna (in the middle) with her family in 1970

Check out some of these juicy excerpts from Madonna’s brother Christopher Ciccone who’s releasing that tell-all:

Madonna and I are standing in the driveway of her new house in Beverly Hills. She is facing me and I am facing the front gate when Guy Ritchie turns up in Madonna’s black Mercedes and drives at me. When he is about a foot from from me, he veers the car away, just missing my foot. I neither flinch nor move from my position. He stops the car, rolls down the window and says: ‘Are you trying to prove a point?’ I say: ‘No, but I think you must be.’ He winds up the window and drives into the garage. Madonna turns to me. ‘What just happened?’ she asks…

Madonna headed to her first communion…Christopher was up front hating already…

It’s now four in the morning. I pull Gwyneth [Paltrow] on to the dance floor. Madonna is dancing on the table. Gwyneth joins her and they dance together. In the middle of the dance, Madonna grabs Gwyneth and kisses her full on the mouth. It’s that sort of a night. My friend Dan has brought a 19-year-old boy to the party with him. Madonna, in a knee-length pink chiffon Versace dress, is on the dance floor, dancing with a group of people. We all look good together, and we know it. Suddenly the boy squeezes up to Madonna. He edges between us, puts his arms around her, and they dance a slow dance close together. Within an instant, Guy strides across the dance floor. He kicks the boy in the leg to get his attention and drags him away. Then he swings his fist at him. I push Guy back and yank the boy out of the room. The moment passes. The dancing restarts. I’m on the dance floor with Gwyneth again. Suddenly I sense someone coming up behind me. Guy grabs me from behind and starts bouncing me up and down like a rag doll.