The star of the upcoming show VH1 Luke’s Parental Advisory (do we smell a publicity stunt….) has tied the knot in Dallas with his girlfriend Kristin Thomas who’s 20 years younger than the 47-year old former hip-hoper. According to People, Uncle Luke says, “I’ve waited 47 years to find a special woman and have found that in Kristin…I never knew that I could feel love on another level like this until I met her, and I am now honored to call her my wife….Now let me see you pop that doo doo brown hey hey hey hey” (okay maybe not that last part). Doug E. Fresh provided entertainment for the evening, but we thought it would be only fitting if Luke’s former group the controversial 2 Live Crew did a number…so here it is Me So Horny…


