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L.A., The Paparazzi, The A$$… It’s Kim!!!
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***THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR BLACK WOMEN***
Please refrain from ANY derogatory comments you may have about Kim Karshian, as you will be subject to verbal fulmination on a grandiloquent (and in some cases, not so much) scale.
Dirty side-glances, neck-pops, finger-snaps or sucking of teeth will identify you as one of the following: 1) a “hater” 2) bitter 3) a “bitch” 4) obese 5) unattractive 6) a lesbian 7) 1 thru 6
Kim Kardashian has been identified as The Black Man’s Kryptonite [weekus negronus], having the money, complexion, eyes, hair and sensibilities of a white woman fused into the hind regions [ass] of a black woman.
Kim Kardashian has presented herself as “attainable”, offering hope to every J-Dog and Tyrone, affording them the dream of better days instead of the trailer park waste recepticals they usually have to settle for. This dream is defended on pain of death, therefore it is advisable that Black women stay clear of this thread and threads like it.
Thank you.
This has been a PSA brought to you by Alexander Joseph Luthor. Call me Lex.
WoW!!!!! is this guy serious???…
Boogie_Bangin dont go got something else and better to do
i mean DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Boogie iz a virgin…real talk!
Boogie is quite the marksmen, and I believe he just hit the bullseye. The truth hurts and I see alot of injured fothermuckers. I want The Life Files to post kimmy k as much as the post amy crackhouse.
ha ha
are u kidding me
There are some hurt right now b/c of Boogie_Bangins comment but i think its because he is right. Put that PSA out for the hater bitches.
@ Boogie-”attainable offering”. LOL!!
LMAO. YOU GUYS FEATURE KIMMY ON YOUR SITE EVERYDAY. SHES A THE LIFE FILES CELEB!
In observing posts of the past, a greater portion of negative comments aimed at Kim Kardashian were made by women. (It is my risk in assuming that the majority of these women are African-American – a risk I’m willing to take.) After the aforementioned posts were read there would be a response, usually filled with vitreous toward these woman, followed by boasts of how well Kim Kardashian was going to get drawn and quartered by said braggart.
In taking the initiative to warn women, specifically Black Women, not to engage those who would verbally beat them down in defense of Kim Kardashian, this service has been performed.
Questions as to the stability of my mental state; wonderment of the oodles of time I have to squander; intrigue concerning my chastity AND LOOK no fighting about Kim Kardashian. To that I say to you, my friends, YOU’RE WELCOME.
*Sidebar to Rellextra: Amy “Crackhouse”. Much funnier than Amy “Wino” so I will be using that in the future.
nudge nudge!
*Sidebar to STYLE:
Warn Women Especially Black Woman… GTFOH…. It’s so funny how every race under the sun can disrespect and degrade black women but secretly worship the aspect of our being. Our intelligence, class, integrity, curves, sass, ass, lips, and hips. We are wanted by many but few are chosen. There are many BLACK women that would crush Kim K on her best day, Niaomi, Beyonce, Meghan just to name a few (AS YOU SEE I WENT THROUGH THE COLOR SPECTRUM). Kim K’s claim to fame was a sex tape with a BLACK man who PISSED on her… BLACK mans Kryptonite more like black mans PISS POT.
wow okay (Boobie_Bangin) thats a lot of writting im mix so no not black hispanic mix and i dont always hate on her when she looks cute but this girl is just trying to make eveything sexual like when she was trying her clothes out grabbing her tits come on kim i like the girl yeah her ass is fake nodoubt it loks good though and well haters or not she is there be yonce to me ha the entire package everything and well kim is in the hot list to me not the hottest or the realest i think this bitch is hidin more to her her real colors
^^^^ ***sigh, smh***
“We are wanted by many but few are chosen.”
Few who? Irish men? German guys? British dudes? Asian guys? African-American women outnumber African-American men at about 4 to 1, it would stand to reason that Sistas aren’t in the position to be haughty in their choice for a mate. Couple that with the stubborn reluctance to date outside of their “race” it seems like Brothas have most of the choices and believe me, they’re making them. Just ask Kim.
Now where is the example of “intelligence” and “class” you so eloquently pontificated? Is it in the clever way you created the screen name, “Boobie_Bangin Suck a DICK”? Yes, I can see the “integrity” in that.
I believe you may have your sex tapes mixed up too. R. Kelly, was alleged to have pissed on an underage girl while Kim Kardashian was filmed having sex with her boyfriend at the time, Ray J.
You need a good orthopedic surgeon to get a that funny bone replaced. It’s called satire. Almost everyone had a laugh and those who didn’t certainly didn’t have a personal CONTRADICTORY soliloquy. You’re the example of what all men covet?
Jetson, YOU’RE FIRED and pass me the piss pot on your way out!