I Am Jocelyn Wildenstein: How Do I Look?

by admin on 09/17/2008 · 37 comments

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Jocelyn Wildenstein – the real life “cat woman” courtesy of repeated cosmetic surgery had lunch with boyfriend Lloyd Klein in LA.

What does he see in her…. No Really???

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{ 37 comments… read them below or add one }

1 james 09/16/2008 at 11:11 PM

what in da hell…..

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2 Sugerbaby5 09/17/2008 at 12:03 AM

this pic scared the hell out of me

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3 Anti-believer 09/17/2008 at 12:30 AM

i would notbe able to stop laughing if i was at the same table as her.

NO WAY!!!!

She would have to get up and leave for me to stop

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4 Anonymous 09/17/2008 at 12:37 AM

are you fuckin serious

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5 TerMA 09/17/2008 at 12:54 AM

how could you even look at that for more than 1 second?

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6 BrownsugarT89110 09/17/2008 at 12:58 AM

I wonder how much cake she has?

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7 Vote Obama 09/17/2008 at 1:12 AM

LOL @ the comments yo!

I was scared and laughed very hard at the same time lookiin at this pic.

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8 Anon 09/17/2008 at 3:07 AM

What’s the story with this chick?

Is her face HEALING or something? Will it be back to normal soon?

Or is she stuck with that face forever now?

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9 Anti-believer 09/17/2008 at 3:10 AM

Anon….She had several plastic surgeries on purpose to look like a Barbie doll. That’s the real story. No fake.

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10 Anonymous 09/17/2008 at 6:57 AM

What does he see in her you ask? Money! that’s what he sees. She looks scary as #$*!

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11 SouthernBred !! 09/17/2008 at 7:54 AM

I don’t know what to say !

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12 Fool's Gold 09/17/2008 at 7:59 AM

This is really scary!! That’s her face forreal???

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13 Boogie_Bangin 09/17/2008 at 8:05 AM

@Anti-believer, this chick isn’t the Barbie broad. Yes people, there is another one of these walking around.

THIS chick is a Swede who married billionaire, Alec Wildenstein, a major art dealer, and she became a spoiled socialite on the New York scene. Yeah, he used to cake her up, give her MAJOR ice on the regular. Of course, he started to get bored and that’s when she started doing her face like that – for him. The dude said he liked cats so she started doing this DUMB isht to her face, spending MILLIONS on plastic surgeory.

He left her azz anyway and had to pay her off NICE. He died so his last wife got the REAL do’.

How does she look? Like a big ol’ HAM! What does dude see in her? @Anom said it best, MONEY!

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14 MsKarla 09/17/2008 at 8:05 AM

Was that like a job that went bad.. or she wanted to look like that?

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15 Anonymous 09/17/2008 at 9:40 AM

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16 Simplicity 09/17/2008 at 9:45 AM

The horribly sad thing is that she was actually a very attractive woman before she OD’d on the surge.

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17 LUV BLACKS AND HATE N*GGAZ 09/17/2008 at 10:04 AM

she looks like a melted Barbie

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18 swerv919 09/17/2008 at 10:29 AM

Beauty is skin deep….??????

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19 D.Logan 09/17/2008 at 11:00 AM

Hands down, the scariest shit I’ve ever seen.

If you were walking at night alone around 3 am after leaving a club a little high and drunk, you would be scared as hell, you would think you were in hell.

Don’t know if shes a cool person or whatever but she looks like a monster, and thats no joke.

The irony is, that is what she probably really looked like on the inside.

Now thats a Hot Ghetto Mess!

I just hope that doesnt happen to Lil’ Kim.

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20 D.Logan 09/17/2008 at 11:07 AM

Can you imagine her with a deep voice? F@ukin fright night.

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21 STYLE 09/17/2008 at 11:12 AM

She’s actually quite sweet and genuine, on a personal level. We all have our vices. Hers is the surgeon’s knife. She is Lloyd’s muse, not girlfriend. Lloyd like the boys.

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22 Anonymous 09/17/2008 at 11:21 AM

This is just nasty.. how the hell can you wake up next to that?!

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23 Anonymous 09/17/2008 at 11:28 AM

Thats LIL Kim in approx 3 years..

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24 le specialiste 09/17/2008 at 12:00 PM

slow down tito

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25 Summer 08 09/17/2008 at 12:39 PM

this pic scared the hell out of me!!!!!

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26 Anti-believer 09/17/2008 at 2:02 PM

my bad i got her confused with the barbie girl… cat woman yes cat woman… my bad

there are so many white women doing this

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27 Jared 09/17/2008 at 2:02 PM

Oh well. Pussy is pussy!

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28 Scythe.D 09/17/2008 at 2:27 PM

utterly speechless.. prolly the most repulsive human being to have ever walked the earth.. must be what ape women looked like.. DAMN THAT BITCH LOOK WORSE THAN ANYTHING I HAVE SEEN IN MY NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!!!!

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29 G 09/17/2008 at 3:09 PM

I read about her years ago before she was this bad, she was pretty bad from the time she started having the surgeries. She was upset that her now deceased husband had a young mistress so she tried to spice it up by getting plastic surgery. Her mind must have snapped because she started asking to look like her cat. Chick has got some scrilla so she can get a man, J day is a payday.

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30 Boogie_Bangin 09/17/2008 at 4:04 PM

@Anti, you are so RIGHT! White chix pay a-damm-ttention. This could be YOU and she did this for a man! What the hell excuse do YOU have?!

@STYLE, that’s what makes this that much more tragic. She’s a good person who did this to herself. If she was born this way I know my feelings would be different but now I just have the knitted brow w/the question mark all over my face.

BUT the rest of y’all, you’re funny as HELL. I’m just laughing comment after comment.

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31 Toronto Dude 09/17/2008 at 4:39 PM

She looks like she belongs in that movie “Pans Labyrinth “.. lol

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32 Jay 09/17/2008 at 4:44 PM

white girls? um….have ya seen vivica fox and lil kim lately?

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33 Poetic Songstress 09/17/2008 at 4:52 PM

OMG

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34 mari 09/17/2008 at 6:31 PM

I thought it was photoshopped…can’t believe that she spent money to get like that!! Crazy

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35 Melly B from DC! AKA MamiSoFlyy 09/17/2008 at 6:52 PM

WOW! My two year old just pointed to the screen and asked me what was that! BAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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36 K$ 09/18/2008 at 2:15 PM

What THEEEEEE FFFF********CCCCKKKKKKK! Man, if I woke up next to her, I would just start fighting her. she scary as hell! That’s all bad…..dayum nasty

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37 Spicy Goodness 09/23/2008 at 12:56 AM

YUCK… does he really look @ her with adoring eyes?

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