The Condometric is “the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis’ length. Condometric helps us flaunt what we’ve got. It’s about believing we can handle whatever we wish to take on, regardless of size.“
This gives “show me what you got” a whole new meaning.



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this is too funny—yeah they wont sell to much
HILARIOUS!!!
OMG!!! This is the greatest invention EVER!!!!
Love it
WTF
Sign me up ..nothing to hide over here!
I have no problem with wearing one.
lol. this is funny. you gonna have alot of men staying away from these…
sign me up! i will use it….
HOW CUTE!
FINALLY NOW CATS COULD STOP LYING BOUT THERE SIZE
LMAO. GIrls love it, Guys hate it!
Only liars hate it. It should have a circumference measure too
that’s hilarious!! I’m sure the “little” guys won’t be buying this
Screw it, I would love to wear it. Im happy with what I got…. I’m a strong 6 inches… NO shame in my game!
Only men with something to hide wouldn’t want to use it…Long strokers would want to definitely use one to they can brag a lillte before relations.
finally something for porn industry ;D