New crime: A burgery
A man in Vero Beach, Florida named Vincent Gonzales has been arrested and exposed to the media after he reportedly hit his girlfriend in the face with his cheeseburger.
“Pass Us A French Fry, We’re Going For His Eye”
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Eat the cake Anna May!
wow so he hit the bitch wit a burger and got a 1000 bail wow
@ ladee
lol lol
i was jus thinkin that!!!
LMAO
That’s crazy. My whole family is from Vero and the first time we get in the news a man has smacked someone with a burger. Damn.
L0L
whoever wrote that article is a foo. Good wording
LOL now thats what i call “beefin’”
lmao…lmao…lmao….
a burger brawl????!!! with burger bail???!!!????
wtf!!!
sooo funny!!!
now all we need to do is open up a battered womans society is the play room at the fuckin burger joint!!!
this is madness!!!
If it was that serious , just stop the car and ask her to get out . now look at you ….a $1000 bail and battery /domestic violence charges……..damn!!!