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‘Mad’ Magazine Presents President Obama’s First 100 Minutes

by admin on 01/28/2009 · 14 comments

Minutes 1-2: Round up Michelle and kids, give finger to Bush and Cheney, head to Oval Office

Minute 3: Remove stupid flag pin from lapel

Minutes 10-13: Sneak out to Rose Garden for a quick smoke

Minute 25: Go on Facebook; put out a friend request to Ahmadinejad (with no preconditions)

Minute 26: Remind Biden to “shut his f*#king cakehole”

Minutes 45-48: Sneak out to Rose Garden for a quick smoke

Minutes 65-67: Delete “private” Scarlett Johansson photos before surrendering Blackberry to Secret Service

Minutes 91-99: Do a little blow

{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }

aleis 01/28/2009 at 9:46 AM

DO A LITTLE BLOW!
im fuckin heated about that one!

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K-Zeph 01/28/2009 at 10:39 AM

Yeah im not feeling that last one eather, what the FUCK THAT, THIS WHOLE THING IS FUCKED UP

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Diva 01/28/2009 at 10:56 AM

i dont like this… at all

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Cov 01/28/2009 at 11:01 AM

the ribbing starts…a president is the butt of every joke tho’..

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Sugar & Spice 01/28/2009 at 11:24 AM

WTF is up with that last comment. These MF’s .

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Sire For Hire 01/28/2009 at 11:46 AM

We need to boycott & protest this bullshit! mad needs to get shut down. This is when they take the 1st amendment too far!!!

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keepinitreal 01/28/2009 at 12:05 PM

^^^^^^^^^ YES AGREED!

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OG 01/28/2009 at 12:24 PM

Mad has nothing interesting to write about. Let them hate as much as they want;The President is still BLACK!

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Johnny Blaze 01/28/2009 at 1:10 PM

The real joke is that our country is turning into a socialist nation a.k.a. Russia circa 1980

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meantilt 01/28/2009 at 1:22 PM

Funny picture i tell you. Blow?? aint that a white drug.. (in a jay z voice) “No we don’t do that”

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Anonymous 01/28/2009 at 2:07 PM

shits milarious, get a sense of humor niggas, he done “blow” before and smoked pot before, not like it’s a scret he wrote it in his book, it’s all jokes people i’d be more disappointed if they were nice to him him. Ya’ll want everybody to be nice and decent to Obama, this is what everybody gets, why should Obama be any different?

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Mr.Washington 01/28/2009 at 2:08 PM

shits milarious, get a sense of humor niggas, he done “blow” before and smoked pot before, not like it’s a scret he wrote it in his book, it’s all jokes people i’d be more disappointed if they were nice to him him. Ya’ll want everybody to be nice and decent to Obama, this is what everybody gets, why should Obama be any different?

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Rellextra 01/28/2009 at 2:10 PM

I guess they just said F*CK EFFORT!

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FlipStar 01/28/2009 at 6:53 PM

Should I take offense to the mag cover? Cuz I think it’s MAD funny! (no pun intended)

Side note: I ALSO DISAGREE WITH THE BLOW LINE. SMHFD

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