Minutes 1-2: Round up Michelle and kids, give finger to Bush and Cheney, head to Oval Office
Minute 3: Remove stupid flag pin from lapel
Minutes 10-13: Sneak out to Rose Garden for a quick smoke
Minute 25: Go on Facebook; put out a friend request to Ahmadinejad (with no preconditions)
Minute 26: Remind Biden to “shut his f*#king cakehole”
Minutes 45-48: Sneak out to Rose Garden for a quick smoke
Minutes 65-67: Delete “private” Scarlett Johansson photos before surrendering Blackberry to Secret Service
Minutes 91-99: Do a little blow





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DO A LITTLE BLOW!
im fuckin heated about that one!
Yeah im not feeling that last one eather, what the FUCK THAT, THIS WHOLE THING IS FUCKED UP
i dont like this… at all
the ribbing starts…a president is the butt of every joke tho’..
WTF is up with that last comment. These MF’s .
We need to boycott & protest this bullshit! mad needs to get shut down. This is when they take the 1st amendment too far!!!
^^^^^^^^^ YES AGREED!
Mad has nothing interesting to write about. Let them hate as much as they want;The President is still BLACK!
The real joke is that our country is turning into a socialist nation a.k.a. Russia circa 1980
Funny picture i tell you. Blow?? aint that a white drug.. (in a jay z voice) “No we don’t do that”
shits milarious, get a sense of humor niggas, he done “blow” before and smoked pot before, not like it’s a scret he wrote it in his book, it’s all jokes people i’d be more disappointed if they were nice to him him. Ya’ll want everybody to be nice and decent to Obama, this is what everybody gets, why should Obama be any different?
shits milarious, get a sense of humor niggas, he done “blow†before and smoked pot before, not like it’s a scret he wrote it in his book, it’s all jokes people i’d be more disappointed if they were nice to him him. Ya’ll want everybody to be nice and decent to Obama, this is what everybody gets, why should Obama be any different?
I guess they just said F*CK EFFORT!
Should I take offense to the mag cover? Cuz I think it’s MAD funny! (no pun intended)
Side note: I ALSO DISAGREE WITH THE BLOW LINE. SMHFD