A man in Ohio was arrested for a DUI after cops found him driving a bar stool…yes, that was probably the first sign that he may have been drinking. According to an officer report obtained by TMZ:
“Unit #1 was heading west bound on Kelly Lane. Unit #1 attempted to turn around (180 degrees), and back down Kelly east bound. As Unit #1 began its turn, it rolled over and the operator was injured.”
“Note: Unit #1 was a home made [sic] motor vehicle, a bar stool attached to a frame with a lawn mower attached.”
“At this point I noticed that Mr. Wygle’s eye’s [SIC] were very blood shot and were glassy in appearance.”
“I asked him what happened, Mr. Wygle stated, ‘I wrecked my bar stool.’”
“I asked Mr. Wygle how much alcohol he had to drink, he said, ‘a lot.’”
“I asked if the bar stool even ran and said, ‘yes, it will go around 38 miles per hour.’”
Wygle, who has undoubtedly become a cult hero in frat houses across the country, pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.
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LMAO!! Hillbilly as its finest! lol
It’s a damn recession!!!!