Nick Cannon got an early listen to Eminem’s Relapse album (as did we) and didn’t like Em’s refernces to Mariah Carey on the track “Bagpipes from Baghdad,” where he continues to talk about his alleged relationship with Mimi and calls Nick “a prick”. In retaliation to the track – Nick took to his blog to write a reaction and what a reaction it is. Read below:
Then, without listening to either one of the voices on my shoulders, I analyzed the situation from a logical perspective. Am I going to battle Eminem and try to out rap him? No, that would be stupid. The dude is nice on the mic. Even though nowadays he lacks substance, rapping about when he used to be hot. Like when Al Bundy gloats about his High school football prime.
Then I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass? But that might have just been the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL. Even though most people don’t know that I’m nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude. He clearly has been picked on all his life and I would hate to add to his deep-rooted pain. As we all know he has had a hard life and has major insecurity issues and is very confused and unhappy with himself. So a guy like that doesn’t really need another ass whoopin, he needs a hug. We should really pray for his troubled heart.
I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] That’s what I do all day Bitch!
So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!
Read the rest of Nick’s written reaction HERE
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Nick don’t get mad because your “wife” was a bust down, you should be careful about who you marry…that goes for ALL you men.
I’m not a Stan but what Eminem does isn’t even hip hop at this point. He is breaking the mold and doing his own thing. Who else do it like him in entertainment? Nobody.
SEQUINA hunny jesus also didnt call women cunts and ridiculed other people on his way to the top, so please sit down. his success may not equal trailer trash, but his attitude & and the way he presents himself is still TRASH!!! he only went from negative to positive money and fame wise. and when did all of that ever matter over someone’s character? bitch plz.
You silly cunt, Eminem IS Jesus.
NICK CANNON IS WACK!! He’s reminds me of a little boy that wants to pretend he’s a man, asking his parents if they could call him “big boy” now.
Mariah has been getting dissed since day one and so what? Isn’t she around 40 years old?..she’s a grown woman, I’m pretty sure she can handle her own…What woman around that age can’t deal with stuff by herself? ..stop trying to act like she needs you to defend her. ahh he’s such a loser.
First of all to sit here and say such nasty things about Matiah just bcus crazy azz Em said so is just plain ridiculous. get a damn life. Em just needs attention and promo for his album. Maybe more than likely Mariah is telling the truth. She probably didnt do anything. What makes u believe she did. Yall are some of the most ignorant people. Not all but some. The man is defending his wife. Mariah is awesome and one of the best to ever do it. Em may have grammys, money and fame, but mentally he isnt there. He’s very much all over the place.
SEQUINA, LMAO at your failed attempt to retaliate. poor thing.
It blows my mind that this post had 58 hits and now I’m 59……………….
Good for Nick!!!!!!!!!!!
Fugg Em, this ain’t 2001, muthafugga!!!!!!!!!!!!
Em is a has been. He talks about everyone just like 50. That’s their way of getting some sales. It’s over Em. No one is checking for you. He should’ve asked his boy 50 what did it do for his album. Yawn for Relapse. Do you Nick and stand up for your wife. Em sure can’t stand up for his fiend of a baby momma.
SINCE WHEN DOES MARIAH AND NICK HAVE A FAN CLUB LIKE THIS??/
YALL READY TO BACK NICK CANNON OVER EMINEM???
LMAO…
SHITS CHANGING MORE THAN I THOUGHT…
NICK AND MARIAH AINT EVEN GONNA BE TOGETHER LONG ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT TO MATTER…
EM AINT GONNA BATTLE NICK CANNON AND VICE VERSA??
WHO THE FUCK WANNA SEE THAT???
CMON NOW YALL…
MARIAH???
PLEASE…BITCH IS LIKE 53 YEARS OLD STILL ROCKIN BOOTY SHORTS, BABY TEES WITH THAT ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS FACE!!
LET THESE TWO KILL THEMSELVES EM…NO NEED TO WASTE THE PUBLIC TIME…
Why does everyone keep calling Eminem a has been because he talks about celebrities and shit for promo? Isn’t that what he has been doing since the Slim Shady LP? He still does it the same and didn’t switch his style up. He stayed true to himself which is why he is the shit. Get off his dick and let him do his thing. And for all of you that think it’s a publicity stunt, well with you jackasses posting 60 some comments, he was successful. I’m sure he thanks you guys.
Uuuum fuck em both. Could care less.
That nigga EM is the dude!!!
GO NICK & MARIAH IS STILL THE BEST SUCK ON THAT LAMES !!!!!
^^^What exactly is Nick and Mariah the best at?
Besides sucking so unbelievably hard at life.
Eminem is white trash (and yes, I’m white) and his desperate attempts to shock people are so 2001. Come up with a new gimmick or just stick with producing.
Mariah Carrey is a pretentious idiot with ZERO class. Her outlandish backstage demands, her snotty attitude, her total disregard for other peoples’ time (cancelling press after people wait all day for a picture/interview). Didn’t Eminem get the memo? The C word has been replaced with the word “Diva”…and Mariah’s picture is next to it in the dictionary.
Nick Cannon is a tool…the guy is annoying as hell, both in movies and in interviews. Now he looks like an even bigger jackass for trying to sound like he’s a tough guy…nice in the ring, martial arts? Ninja please…that’s so typical for a wannabe tough guy who’s trying to prove something without actually getting his hands dirty.
So there we have it…a pretentious “diva” (aka C word), a white rapper from the gutter (where his mind still roams) and a grown man who looks like he’s 16 years old, trying to make himself sound tough, so he can LOOK like he’s defending his wife, without the risk of getting his ass kicked.
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