Nick Cannon got an early listen to Eminem’s Relapse album (as did we) and didn’t like Em’s refernces to Mariah Carey on the track “Bagpipes from Baghdad,” where he continues to talk about his alleged relationship with Mimi and calls Nick “a prick”. In retaliation to the track – Nick took to his blog to write a reaction and what a reaction it is. Read below:
Then, without listening to either one of the voices on my shoulders, I analyzed the situation from a logical perspective. Am I going to battle Eminem and try to out rap him? No, that would be stupid. The dude is nice on the mic. Even though nowadays he lacks substance, rapping about when he used to be hot. Like when Al Bundy gloats about his High school football prime.
Then I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass? But that might have just been the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL. Even though most people don’t know that I’m nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude. He clearly has been picked on all his life and I would hate to add to his deep-rooted pain. As we all know he has had a hard life and has major insecurity issues and is very confused and unhappy with himself. So a guy like that doesn’t really need another ass whoopin, he needs a hug. We should really pray for his troubled heart.
I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] That’s what I do all day Bitch!
So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!
Read the rest of Nick’s written reaction HERE
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Tell nick Cannon to have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. Talking dat
tough shit nigga please.
Good for Nick, standing up for his wife.
The picture is hilarious.
nick lost already just by reacting to this. Shit is Corny, niggas take shots a Jay-z and beyonce all the time…you never here a response out of either or them. you let somebody get to them that person won…..like we wanna here a diss from nick cannon anyway
When people hear about this, they’re gonna go and buy relapse to hear that song. Well done, Nicholas Scott Cannon.
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Nick Cannon was the wackest one on Wild n’ Out. And I like how he says he isn’t going to try to battle Eminem but then says he is going to bring his raps out of retirement? If he tries to battle Eminem he’ll just get embarrassed.
Eminem really is a little bitch. I can’t stand him!!
if this wannabe tough wanna fight and show his wack moves then he should show me and I´ll break his fuckin neck in a second. This mofuckin dickmouth talkin bullshit, Em always Em on his tracks, killin people, rapin funny things and this sucka take it personal so we all should take him personal and whoop his faggot ass
If its a matter of who has more money, Eminem wins.
If its a matter of who gets more respect, Eminem wins.
If its a matter of has more skill, Eminem wins.
wtf is left?
Eminem has been making fun of mariah since he was famous so why does Cannon suddenly care i heard the song (have the album XD) and its not that bad. eminem always makes fun of people and who cares its funny em says its just fo fun so really who cares.
good eminem is lame the album sucks and who would buy the album just to hear him say one line about mariah????
They both could go away. Nick had a point Em spits about how hot he used to be on most of tracks.
Eminem, start rapping about something important, and stop all this bs. Nick made a mistake to respond to this mad man. He just looked for a way to make his sales go up, and he just did.
U don’t talk shit about someone’s wife.
the album is wack by the way, that’s his best publicity now.
fuck eminems ugly ass i hope someone beat his wack ass bitch cant even rap no more
Mariah is the fucking nutjob here in my opinion… And Nick, you don’t want it from Eminem. He has too much respect in the game and would have you murked…shit, one of his Stan fans might even be the one to do it. You might want to think twice bout steppin to that wild dude.
and Eminem’s new album is the shit so cop it
lol Eminem clowned you on a track so what else is new fuckboy?
If I were Nick Cannon I would try my best to laugh with the rest of us, because provoking Eminem is lyrical suicide. He is the best at embarrassing people. This ought to be fun for the fans though, well, not Nick Cannon’s.
A) your wife DID fuck Eminem…
B) oh, Mariah is a BLACK woman now?….son, she is NOT the same racial mix as Obama…Obama is Kenyan/white…Mariah is Venezuelan/white…
C) Carey =/= Obama
D) Didnt your wife make a diss record to Eminem (psst…it’s called Clown)and she did that BEFORE she wifed you, Nick…so that means she’s fair game…
E) Disrespecting Black women…you have a problem with that NOW, Nick?…can I direct you to your own semi-hit, Gigolo?
F) If you were really a G, you wouldn’t write this limp wristed hissy fit…sure, a man should defend his lady’s honor…but if you was real and not just looking for some shine, you would call dude up…or do the realest thing and holla at him face to face…
G) like him or not…white or not…based on just lyrics alone, Em is one of the best emcees ever…you battling him is an INSTANT L…
H) Don’t rap no more. Period.
Enjoy the money and the pussy, Nick…brush the dirt of yr shoulders and keep living, bro….
Lindsey Lohan gets strangled with an extension cord in one track, Brittany Spears gets drugged up, drowns in a bowl of alphabet soup and gets skinned so he can make a costume out of her body, and here you are crying because he called your wife a cunt. lol. the fuck outta here man…Eminem just shoves his dick up anyones ass that he wants. lol. He’s hilarious. Great fucking album to real talk
I don’t see the point of this. Is he trying to promote Emenim’s album and in particular the song in question? Cause that is all I am getting from this. Literally.
This screams hissy fit (and I know all about those) so maybe just let the dirt on your shoulder get brushed off and move on.
There are other ways of defending your lady.
By the way, does anybody think Mariah put him up for this one? Its just a thought…
EMINEM IS A RACISTS PERSON PERIOD I DON’T FUCC WITH CUZZ NO MORE I WAS A FAN I ADMIT THAT BUT CALLING BLACC PEOPLE STUPID AND BITCCHES FUCC THIS RACISTS BASTARDS CUZZ MACCAPONE SAID THAT LOCC NICC CANNON EAT THIS NICCA UP ALIVE LOCC…
Please don’t breed. Ever.
In all seriousness, Eminem is not a racist. Far from it. he’s not taking shots at Mariah or any woman’s skin color. He called her a cunt and Nick a prick in a song… That’s all. Nick is a crybaby for even coming like this
EMINEM YOU RACISTS BASTARDS AND YOU NEED TO GO BACC TO 8 MILE WITH THAT RACISTS SHIIT YOU LOW-KEY FAGS AND KKK MEMEBERS
IT’S SAD WHEN YOU GOT BLACC BOSS AND OWNER AND THEY LET YOU SLIDE WITH THAT RACISTS SHIIT LIKE IT COOL FUCC INTERSCOPE NOW AND SHADY AFTER MATH
AIM=MACCA1PONE WHAT YOU SAY PUSSI NICCA
MACCAPONE60@HOTMAIL.COM IS HOW YOU CAN CONTACT ME NEVER HIDING BEHIND THIS COMPUTER CUZZ ON H60D
WEST COAST ALL DAY NICC CANNON DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT PUSSI RACIST NICCA EMINEM WE WILL HALDING THAT NICC AIF HE WANT PROBLEMS…..
Hahaha.i dont like leaving comments,but when i read this i had a good laugh.Rappers always disrespect woman period.its not about u Nick!while i am not a fan of STAN,i congradulate Nick on finally standing up to Stan.he is too disrespectul.but for a martial arts person,who dont write a love letter viocing out your discripancies on the internet…duh!u go to the fucken dudes house,and a man2man talk on his frontlawn..jeez.such a baby!
nick cannon is so wack its crazy and just because eminem is white doesnt make him a nazi racist u ignorant fucks. NIck cannons from the suburbs somehwere and fuckin eminem is from the streets of detroit so nick needs 2 stop talkin tough about his “martial arts training” before eminem give shim a taste of the fuckin streets straing what a clown with his old ass wife hes hype over
btw nick cannnon has no power to taint eminems legacy
also eminem isnt racist he’s just white and he made fun of a what nick calls a black looks white with a tan but still woman that doesnt make him racist sayings hes racist is pure fkin BS i mean he was found by Dr dre his rap groud D-12 is all black xcept fo him he helpd fif get on top so he is not racist at all just cause he white doent make him a racist. nick is gonna be so sorry he evenn dared say shit to Em when Em makes a new dis track against him and forces nick to battle him.
Nick, I understand you mad cause he called your wife a cunt but homie…keep it movin. Eminem specializes in controversial lyrics. You just got targeted cause your wife is a cunt. Don’t sweat it
Someone need to tell Nick Cannon that we are in the month of May, April Fool’s was last month…Nick needs to sit his wack butt down.
eminem is blacker than nick cannon..
Lmao @ this WHOLE story.
Eminem may be the best at emabarrassing celebs but one celeb Michael Jackson TOOK some of his songs now he must pay MJ everytime those cd’s sell. Old 35 yr old rapper.
PAY ME EMMY-
Michael J. Jackson
If you can’t see past the celebrity bashing that Em does and see the raw talent that white boy possesses than you aren’t seeing it right. Eminem is nothing short of brilliant. The boy does his thing
I’ll ass rape Mariah, set the bitch on fire and hang Nick Cannon from a piece of rusty barb wire. Take a shit on her corpse, rip her limbs off with force and leave Nick a bloody mess dismembered on the porch.
Although I am not a big eminem fan such as the many ppl who have commented before me, I see SUCH a huge gap in between your argument and so much hypocrisy within the context of your simple surface argument. It is understandable that you must stand up for your wife, fine go ahead but to do it in such a childish manner doesn’t for one thing accomplish anything but just some simple high school name calling and a stupid pic of eminem saying that he wishes to be you. Frankly why would he want to be you, he is of the most notable rappers of all time, with lyrics that are rich in complexity, and yes he does make fun of you and your wife but HELL who hasnt he made fun of, its called satire, look it up. He says the things he says to get ppl talking and well he got u talking.
Secondly I understand that your wife is black, okay but honestly did you really have to bring that up. IF we are going to go past the whole racial profiling, then mentioning the fact she is black has nothing to do with the subject matter. If he was a black rapper you wouldn’t have said SHIT, pardon my language, but its true. Really bring race up was just stupid and not helping the current situation of real racism that is still occuring directly and indirectly in the world.
Third, if you really wanted to deal with this current situation like an adult you wouldn’t have made a stupid blog complaining how bad he is. A real adult would have ignored it, or simple write a letter to the person and be like hey what you said was uncool. Frankly calling him names and bash him on your own blog just shows the lack of mature you have. So pleaase grow up, stop your whining and complaining cause no one really cares.
Dick Cannon = no talent
Worldwide record sales = 200,000
Grammys = 0
2002 PG rated movie “Drumline” = $57M gross
Eminem = talented
Worldwide record sales = 75M+
Grammys = 9
2002 R rated movie “8 Mile” = $242M gross
the end
Mariah is fucking greatness. Eminem does this to drum up publicity. Some of u people are ignorant. People are tired of all of his bs. Em is one of the greatest lyrical artist ever, and he has a huge fanbase. But dude is not playing with a full deck of cards. He’s clearly messed up in the head. I understand where Nick is coming from, he’s tired of being the butt of everybodys joke. And he’s fed up. Em needs to let shit be. He’s the last thing on Mariah’s or Nicks mind until now believe that. Em is still crushing thats all. Anyway this is stupid. Move on.
Mariah is a cunt.
eminem is trailer trash, nick cannon is a fuckin idiot, mariah needs to teach her man to know when to shut up.
and that about wraps this up.
^^^ take ur own advice. Go Mariah & Nick !!!
Trailer trash? Like it was his choice to be raised there in the first place.. Just cause someone grew up in the projects doesn’t make them a hoodrat for the rest of their life. The guy turned his negative situation into a positive. 9 grammys and millions of dollars later…you’re sitting here calling the man trailer trash. SMDH Jesus hung around thieves, prostitutes and the poorest of the poor so what does that make him?
Ok lets put it this way, how is eminem a secret racist, His crew is all black, his best friend is black, his label that he is on,majority black, like cmon Shit Cannon, get a life with ur wack ass pb&j clothing line ur gay ass nickelodeon status and u would not win in a fight against eminem. U say o hes bringing up how he had a relationship with her few yrs back how do u bring up an old ass song that he made before he even became the icon that he is now, So jst to end this
Eminem fucked mariah in the ass, nick ur career is over get a life, and go cop that RELAPSE ALBUM!!!!
Who the F is Nick the WHACK Cannon?
Nick Cannon- you officially fucked yourself on this one pal. Have fun.
Eminem is without a doubt the most overrated and garbage rapper of all time. He lacks content and skills. Nick Cannon would straight clown him in a battle.