Pussy is a new energy drink which according to the company’s website:
Pussy is Jonnie Shearer’s vision. He set up from his bedroom at 21 and launched in June 2004. Having designed the can and mixed the drink, the first cans rolled off the production line and landed in the London nightclub scene. We’re now a team of 10 and growing steadily.
Pussy is spontaneous, entertaining, optimistic and fun. It’s a starting point. A moment when something happens and when things begin – Pussy starts conversations. It believes in having a good time as often as possible. Pussy is the first truly premium energy drink. We have sourced the best ingredients to create a great taste and a natural lift.
We believe in challenging the consensus – and moving things forward. Pussy is about natural energy, it’s irreverent, sophisticated and a pleasure to drink. Pussy is NOT about being serious, chemical energy, having a corporate attitude or being predictable.
This is either a really good bad joke or people are actually drinking this stuff….
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Pussy Juice?!? ROFLMAO
This pussy can’t be good!
Pussy in a can. What next?
There is a drink they sell in the stores in the south mainly houston called Sum Pussy Energy drink and it’s been around for years
what’s next ? you will be able to put pussy on layaway !!! get it in bulk at Costco and Sams ….I can’t wait…..hell I might OD !
i love eating pussy
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this is so outrageous that it just might work lol
scene: night club
guy 1: hey, what are you drinking?
guy 2: pussy!
guy 1: woah, i gotta get me one of those
guy 2: hell yea DUDE, they taste great! its so smooth.
guy 1: oh gee! im gonna tell all my friends to get some pussy!
*narrartor* puusssssssssssssssssy. get right, late night.
end scene
seriously, someone should be pay me. no seriously, its a recession.
I find this post funny because this is the second post you’ve done on this…and now you’re acting like you don’t know what it is???
Maybe that was the old life files writers