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The Worst Booty Call Ever: Starring Governor Mark Sanford

by admin on 06/24/2009 · 6 comments

In case you haven’t been watching the news because the.LIFE Files feels so good…last Thursday a couple of people in South Carolina began to wonder where Republican Governor Mark Sanford was.  They asked his office who first said they didn’t know but later said he was hiking on the Appalachian Trial…then they asked his wife who said she had no idea where he was and maybe he needed some time away from his two boys over the Father’s Day weekend….

Well, he came back this morning through Atlanta where no one would know about his arrival….except for the reporter that got tipped off and cornered him when he got off a plane from Argentina.  He kept up his lie for about 5 more seconds before admitting to the world he was in Argentina for the past 7 days having an affair with a woman he’s known for eight years. Sanford has not said if he will step down.

We guess he thought South Carolina wouldn’t notice he was gone….

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

killa 06/24/2009 at 2:47 PM

WTH? Why would his wife say he needed time AWAY from his boys on Father’s Day? Who does that? She is an idiot as well as him!

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ICEBerg 06/24/2009 at 3:01 PM

Wooowww…The Republican party days are numbered.

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bluegrass boi 06/24/2009 at 3:35 PM

lmao dude don’t even care he was like fuck it i am going to spend a week oin argentina wit my plan b

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Johnny Blaze 06/24/2009 at 9:31 PM

Resign

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kaye 06/25/2009 at 5:58 AM

the wife knew…..aint no way in hell my man gonna leave for a week and not call me and let me know where he is…. OH HELLZ NO

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Sugar & Spice 06/25/2009 at 7:52 AM

All of this coming from the “do right, bible wavin’” party?

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