You don’t want to get locked up with a silk shirt and straw hat on….
- In Milan it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits.
- In Massachusetts, taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of the car during their shifts.
- In Denmark, people are legally obliged to honk the horn and check for small children underneath the car.
- In Thailand, it is illegal for anyone to leave a building without wearing their pants.
- In Michigan, anyone planning on bathing in public must have their swim suit inspected by a police officer.
- In Florida, any unmarried woman who parachutes on a Sunday could be jailed. Singing while wearing a swimming costume is also prohibited.
- In Portugal it is unlawful to urinate in the sea.
- In Hong Kong the wife of a husband who commits adultery is legally entitled to kill the mistress in any manner desired, and the husband with just her bare hands.
- In Switzerland flushing the lavatory after 10pm is illegal.
- In Canada if you are arrested and then released from prison, it is a legal requirement that the felon is given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so they can ride safely out of the town.
Now that we got that out the way…have fun!
{ 18 comments… read them below or add one }
is it bad that all my friends have horses?
oh im totally down with the kill the mistress with your bare hands, but then i think the 2nd step is cut off his dick. cuz he cheated and he knew she may not have.
In Hong Kong the wife of a husband who commits adultery is legally entitled to kill the mistress in any manner desired, and the husband with just her bare hands.
LMMFAO…….DAYUM……well what happens if it’s the other way around??
The Canadian one is BULLSHIT!! Like I can smell the shit all the way here IN CANADA!! That is so not true, maybe it was back in the day,(which I highly doubt) but it’s sure as hell not true today. So please remove it. Cause that’s an embarassment. Unless you would like me to make one up for the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA who allowed George Bush to ruin the whole flippin world.
hey i have a horse! lol
and hell yeah hong kong!!! i wanna move there!!
* in philly, if you have a mug shot from when you are 18!!!
someone can pick you from a line up 12 years later and you can have a warrant for your arrest and your moms house door bust down!!
true fuckin story happened to me this morning!!
i only got out cause i dont live in philly no more and i got real estate and a damn computer business and i work a 9-5!
when do i have time to shoot someone in the back??
stupid!
@ aleis….WOW ARE U SERIOUS??!! That’s phucking krazy!
man that fuckin sucks!
and it was attempted murder sooo…yeah…i wouldnt have been commenting on things for a while
to say the least
but im back and my risk and butt hurt from sittin on cement seats…
no soap jokes please!
^^UMMMMMMM THAT IS SERIOUS!!
Attempted murder? Yeah homie u woulda been commenting to the life files from the pen! 
I was never given a horse nor a pistol
why is my comment under moderation????
NONE of this is true
ps greetins from canada
The Canada one is definatly not true!
Lady gaga wont survive in any of these countries…
http://www.dumblaws.com for more of this crazy shit
here in ATL it’s illegal to put a donkey in your bathtub.
…which fucking sucks cause I was gonna get a donkey over here tonight and through the fucker in a bubble bath with my bitch.
I have known for years that going to ANOTHER state can be like going to another country. Some of these laws are on the books and because you are not from there, you may not know about them… heck, even the people who live there may not know about them lol but visitors have it worst.
What fucking bullshit, none of this is true.
You should really take this off cos some ppl actually think its true
Thats it! I’m moving to Hong Kong..lmao