In a new book called Madoff’s Other Secret: Love, Money, Bernie, and Me his mistress Sheryl Weinstein delivers one last blow to the fallen tycoon – not literally – and reveals that Bernie had an extraordinarily small penis. Besides that she also reveals some other interesting tidbits including how she and Bernie would smoke weed during their romps at the Four Seasons hotel, carried his money in a paperclip, never drank alcohol and thought reading your fortune in fortune cookies was bad luck so he never did.
Here’s some more of what she said about “Winky Dink” as she called him:
“Bernie had a very small penis…Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship. I liked this man and didn’t want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn’t prevented me from climaxing….On the bright side, oral sex would be a breeze.”
FELLAS….$50 BILLION or the Penis????
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that actually is a tough question…
but i always had a big dick so i dont know how it feels to have a small one
i guess i would take the money
I don’t see anything…but then again niether did she…HAHAHAHA
SIR JASON IS TO MUCH…
So why not get an penis enhancement with all that damn money?! Idiot.
damn thats crazy going around in life with something that makes u feel so insignificant …..then have someone tell the whole world ….i know dude is ready for the death penatly now
What everybody is missing out the post is that she still climaxed. I guess that money made her so hot for him she could have cared less about his one incher.
@killa Yeah I was wondering the same thing… dude, go get the surgery.
As for picking having to choose between a big penis and money… I would go for the money. I got family and lifetime friends who would benefit from that and my ego is just too big to worry about not having a 12″ footlong.
Now ask me if I could earn 70,000-130K a year and have a big one VS a billionaire and a 1 inch… I choose 70K and big anytime lol