Check out the first look at Jessica’s new movie Machete which has an all-star lineup despite the cheap looking poster. According to Comingsoon:
“Machete” is based on the “fake” trailer in Rodriguez’s 2007 Grindhouse. The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
If it’s as crazy as Grindhouse we might have to check this out!
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gotta be kidding me. she looks ridiculous. looks like some made for SyFy shit.
cant wait! i loved that movie
deniro is the only allstar.
others are mediocre.
some are kind of faded.
and some have already fizzled out. *ahem* lindsay
but ill still see. looks like it would be okay
Oh yes…been waiting for this since I saw Grindhouse!
probably a good movie but i’m so tired of her piss poor acting couldn’t they replace her with someone else.
Sydney Poitier is a better actress and better eye candy…. what about Noemie Harris she’s cool too.