Thanks for sharing Rob. The actor tells the magazine that despite posing for a steamy shoot, this isn’t really his thing:
“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”
Another selection from the John Mayer school of hey look at me?
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It’s funny how you guys left out the “NEGROES” joke part of that interview.
kneegrow please
What a knob.
Don’t any of these ‘celebs’ have publicists that sit in on these interviews? Do they not get prepped? Do they forget which side their bread’s buttered? I think it’s funny that he’s ‘allergic’ to vagina when vajayjays are the only reason his mushface is even close to relevant. Way to alienate your core audience, fucker.
wait…so he`s allergic to pussy so he gay.
ok!?
Perhaps you have never been a healthy straight heterosexual boy, especially in England where this originates, but please consider this and the context of the article:
A man goes to the doctor and says–Doctor–I hate vaginas- I am totally allergic to them and I cannot take it anymore! At which the doctor asks, What makes you think you are allergic? To which the man replies–every time I am near one, I get terribly swollen!
This has been a joke, especially amongst straight adolescent boys, and when they have a ‘reaction’ after seeing a pretty girl, especially in a state of undress, they joke– I’m allergic to vaginas, ya know. Sometimes they will just say–allergies and will go off into hysterics, knowing exactly what the ‘allergic’ reaction was.
In the context of the interview, where Pattinson was asked about the 12 hour photo shoot with naked women who were total strangers to himself, he could have said something outright vulgar, such as he had a hard-on the whole freakin time, but rather chose in a gentlemanly fashion to give the verbal response that referenced the old joke, knowing those with understanding would understand.
Obviously, you did not.
Shit, I didnt even think about that joke.
a ha!
ok i`ll let him slide.
This failed attempt at a joke obviously went over everyone’s head
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See that was easy. Roberts effort to refer to your swollen joke fails in that he says. “I had no idea what to say to these girls. Luckily I was hung over.”
Is that part of the joke or do British men have to be drunk to get a stiffy?
Thank you whoever you are! I’ve heard that joke but I didn’t even consider it. I bet he’s gonna wish you were there to translate for him next time he gets questioned about his sexuality
karey!
I love it…this is where it pays off to pay attention to a culture other THAN YOUR OWN.
WHAT A FAG!
the allergy mention could have been funny accept for the ‘i hate them’ portion…. hmmmm…
Have heard teenage son and pals say they hate vagina and how tight it makes their jeans that they cannot stand up–and then of course they all laugh hysterically.
Solas’ explanation makes perfect sense. Good take.
Thanks real– you just have to know adolescent and post adolescent lads and listen to their shenanigans sometimes.
or be from the UK!!
his dick go’s soft when its around pussy, sounds like the definition of a homo????
soft? are you illiterate? or just lacking in comprehension of some English words?
If it were me there interviewing him, I would have asked Pattinson to clarify: “What do you mean you hate vaginas? You don’t like the way the feel? The way they look? They scare you?”
Or I might say, “I know just what you mean! And penises can be really weird too– veiny and hairy. Frankly, I don’t think genitals should be seen in daylight at all. Twelve hours under bright lights is way too long to be around so many vaginas!”
On the cover of the magazine, Pattinson’s face is shown inbetween a woman’s legs, facing out, half smiling at the camera. His eyes tell his audience, “This is exactly where I belong, and as soon as you stop looking at me, I’m going to turn around and preform the best cunnilingus this woman has ever had.” Maybe the young star felt vulnerable, and he was trying to backtrack, get some control. Or maybe he really does hate vaginas. Does that mean he’s gay? I would’ve asked.