Who knew all you had to do was stick a pacifier in your mouth and onions would no longer make you cry? This silly new product called the Onion Bully prevents you from crying like a baby using ‘tear science’. Let us know how that goes for you……they’ve probably sold tons of these things!
You know you want to see the commercial….
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Bwhahahahaha. I’m in the wrong field.
So u put a metal penis in ur mouth and no more tears? Interesting…
And the sad part about all of this . . . it doesn’t work.
As a former Sous Chef, let me give you some advice,
the only way to prevent crying while cutting onions is . . . .
have a sharp knife.
Ta-Dah!
Yep, if you have a sharp knife (a chef’s knife, preferably) you should be able to chop up onions without shedding a tear. Remember, the knife has to be really sharp.
Ya but see…this is america. The majority of americans are too lazy too keep sharpening a knife, so then another american capitalized on the idea!