Is this supposed to be funny? No? Well why are we laughing about this news report out of Pakistan……
An American armed with a pistol and a 40-inch (102-centimeter) sword was detained in northern Pakistan and told investigators he was on a solo mission to kill Osama bin Laden, a police officer said Tuesday. The man, identified as 52-year-old Californian construction worker Gary Brooks Faulkner, said he wanted to cross over into the nearby Afghan province of Nuristan because he had “heard bin Laden was living there”, according to officer Mumtaz Ahmad Khan.
Khan also said the man has a small amount of hashish in his possession.
“We initially laughed when he told us that he wanted to kill Osama bin Laden,” said Khan. But he said when officers seized the pistol, the sword, a dagger and night-vision equipment, “our suspicion grew.”
So…….the $25 million dollar bounty put on Bin Laden’s head after the 9/11 attacks is still up for grabs. This guy is either a really good liar, a reality show hopeful or connected to Suge Knight somehow……
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Hahaha what a legend
reminds me of the movie bugsy when he wanted to kill musolini (spelling?)
but shit…if i knew pakistan like that…like i know north philly….yeah i would go after him for 25m!!
what??
hells yeahs!
Let the guy try and get him. For all we know, he could succeed.
Gotta love his patriotism. It woulda been some shit if he had really found Osama.
Best Part – the man has a small amount of hashish in his possession. I like this guy’s style but he probably needs a bigger gun out there besides a pistol and sword. Surprised he wasnt captured and beheaded by taliban since he was by himself.
I bet he finds Osama before the Government does
i hear hollywood calling. jack black should play this character
we shouldnt worry about osama. they coulve been got him. the enemy is rite here in america. in the gov’t(not eeveryone)
man Osama bin laden is working for cia he doesn’t live in cages of Pakistan or Afghanistan nigga got his own mansion already after received those paychecks from US government ah and that dude is really dumbass for not know what really is behind this, he prolly will get killed by some talibans in there