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Every Man Needs A Wedding Dress Like This

by admin on 06/18/2010 · 6 comments

The oven mitt wedding dress

The coffee filter wedding dress

The dog bed wedding dress

One of our favorites.  The soccer goal wedding dress

Ha!  This guy just pissed his ex-wife off even more, nicely played.  According to Kevin Cotter’s blog:

A couple weeks after my ex moved out I was at my parents house having dinner.  I was spending a lot of time with my family trying to avoid quiet nights at home.  My kids were being shuffled back and forth and when I had them I was very busy but when they weren’t with me I didn’t know exactly what to do in my home alone.  In the 10 years that I lived in my home I was very rarely alone.  It’s ironic that when you have young kids you think you want time alone – no noise in the house.  But when they aren’t there you really miss the commotion.  It can be eerily quiet.

So anyways, I was having dinner with my folks and my brother and sister-in-law and I told them about my predicament.  My wife had left our home and at her final exit took a stand and refused to take her wedding dress.  I have a large walk-in-closet in my bedroom and my clothes occupied one small wall.  Once her stuff had been cleared out the closet was virtually empty.  From the outside looking in the only item that could be seen was the Bridal Keepsake box holding her dress and it was perfectly centered on the main shelf.  She left it for me to deal with.  I asked her to take it and she refused, telling me to do what I wanted with it.

Since launching the blog in May Kevin has been interviewed by ABC News, AOL and more…and all he had to sacrifice was 12 years of marital not bliss.

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

ATL-ZONE 6 06/18/2010 at 10:54 AM

I Love it !!……

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HNIC 06/18/2010 at 10:59 AM

Way to turn lemons into the proverbial lemonade, guy. Well played, indeed.

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Ladee 06/18/2010 at 1:55 PM

LMAO She’s so modid!

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Rome 06/18/2010 at 9:09 PM

Goooooooooaaaaaaaallllllll!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sticky 06/19/2010 at 10:09 AM

What a bitchass. Why do all this sh.it? Throw the thing away and forget about the board. What woman wants a bitter a.ss dude like him?

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bones 06/21/2010 at 12:56 PM

thats some funny shit

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