Ha, instant classic! According to reports Paris Hilton is saying that wasn’t her bag she was carrying when she was busted and she thought that thing that fell out in front of the officer was a very expensive bag of gum, not drugs. As if!
Is it weird she gets arrested more than 50 Cent???
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Yeah sure it was Paris. Didn’t Lindsey use that excuse too?
Oh! So, you want to use the ol’; “Officer, I Thought That Cocaine In My Bag Was Gum” excuse, aye? Well, after 20 years on the force, performing top notch Police work, I’ve certainly seen it all, Ms. Hilton… I have some news for you that may sound alarming to you. Brace yourself. I’m afraid that I have to inform you that…
Earlier today, we found an African American male who fit the description of the perpetrator who we believe tried to frame you for such a heinous crime by deliberately planting that illegal substance in your possession, without your knowledge or consent. I know, I know… it completely shocked us, as well. To think that you would somehow be involved in such shenanigans & tom foolery.
Well, of course, you thought that it was a pack of gum. What else would a fine upstanding, (white) citizen like you, have something like that in your purse for. We’ll all have a good laugh about this in the morning.
We’re so sorry to have troubled you, Ms. Hilton. You’re free to go. Here’s all of your belongings, as well as some walk around money to ensure that this little mishap stays strictly between us. We wouldn’t want anything like this to be brought out to the general public that would shine a negative light on our Department. You understand, don’t you?.
Fine. Fine. Thank you for your cooperation, Ms. Hilton! We have a Patrol Car standing by to take you wherever your heart desires. Thank you for being such a sweetheart! Have a nice day!
#DEAD
That news caster is a piranha!!!!! LOVE IT!!!