Ok. By a show of hands; who wants the teeny, little green Oompa Loompa Hooker Boots?
*looks around the room* You there? *points at someone* No.
*keeps looking* You? *pointing at someone else* Nope.
*continues looking, until making eye contact with someone* You in the back, how about you? No. Not interested… are you sure? You know, there’s just something about you just screams; teeny, little green Oompa Loompa Hooker Boots.
Oh. Oh… I see. My mistake. Carry on.
Well, I guess that settles it. None of us are vertically-challenged little people, living in a fantasy world, who have visual impairments which forces them to make tasteless apparel choices, while also making poor life decisions. Fine…. that’s just fine.
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Ok. By a show of hands; who wants the teeny, little green Oompa Loompa Hooker Boots?
*looks around the room* You there? *points at someone* No.
*keeps looking* You? *pointing at someone else* Nope.
*continues looking, until making eye contact with someone* You in the back, how about you? No. Not interested… are you sure? You know, there’s just something about you just screams; teeny, little green Oompa Loompa Hooker Boots.
Oh. Oh… I see. My mistake. Carry on.
Well, I guess that settles it. None of us are vertically-challenged little people, living in a fantasy world, who have visual impairments which forces them to make tasteless apparel choices, while also making poor life decisions. Fine…. that’s just fine.
*steps down from Soap Box & leaves the room*