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We feel like we’ve been living a lie!!!! Reports the Washington Post:
According to Parke Kunkle, a board member of the Minnesota Planetarium Society, cool or not, it’s written in the stars. Star signs were created some 2,000 years ago by tracking where the sun was in the sky each month. However, the moon’s gravitational pull has slowly moved the Earth in its axis, creating about a one-month bump in the stars’ alignment, reports the Minnesota Star Tribune. Now, during what we think as the month of Pisces, the sun is actually in the sign of Aries.
The new dates would therefore be:
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11
Pisces: March 11-April 18
Aries: April 18-May 13
Taurus: May 13-June 21
Gemini: June 21-July 20
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23-Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20
Here are the original dates:
Aries: March 21 – April 19
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
Leo: July 23 – August 22
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
Libra: September 23 – October 22
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
Do you care?
UPDATE – Don’t remove that tattoo yet, CNN says your sign didn’t change.
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pitty the fool who doesn’t do their research. in the ‘western’ world, we follow tropic astrology. nothing has changed.
a fool is someone who follows ANY astrology.
therefore, your statement is ironic.
From your sentiment, his statement is not ironic; its an oxymoron.
ouch!! lol
Lol! Hurt.
i·ro·ny [ rənee ] (plural i·ro·nies)
noun
Definition:
1. humor based on opposites: humor based on using words to suggest the opposite of their literal meaning
2. something humorous based on contradiction: something said or written that uses humor based on words suggesting the opposite of their literal meaning
3. incongruity: incongruity between what actually happens and what might be expected to happen, especially when this disparity seems absurd or laughable
4. incongruous thing: something that happens that is incongruous with what might be expected to happen, especially when this seems absurd or laughable
no fool’s gold. you fail.
Nah duke. Hahaha posts that fools don’t do their research. This implies that he’s no fool (i.e. smart) – and in fact on point cuz he follows some other shit. The reality of that statement and the IRONY of it is that if one considers astrology foolish – then HE is the fool despite painting himself otherwise.
this is the DEFINITION OF IRONY.
smart dumb niggas make my brain hurt. SEE WHAT I DID THERE? the term “smart dumb nigga” is the classic definition of OXYMORON. The exact definition of oxymoron is a phrase WHERE TWO WORDS OF OPPOSITE MEANING ARE USED TOGETHER in a single phrase. Note the constraints – TWO WORDS – TOGETHER. irony can be paragraphs long – oxymorons are phrases where two words of exact opposite meaning are used TOGETHER. therefore you are wrong.
Don’t try and defend your love of astrology by trying to sound smart dumb nigga.
how do you feel? you and the cocksuckers who jumped on your dick? hunh????
LOL
Man you are trying too hard!!!
DYLAN IS RITE THOUGH.
Hey dylan what’s up I’ve been trying to reach in reference to booking you for an apperance and maybe a performance as hit me back up at my email lsentertain@gmail.com thx
I love being a gemini… i aint changing
it did not change..check out the explanation here http://www.thelifefiles.com
i mean here http://www.freshandsavvy.com
Deu 18: 9 When thou art come into the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations.
Deu 18:10 There shall not be found among you [any one] that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, [or] that useth divination, [or] an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,
Deu 18:11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
Deu 18:12 For all that do these things [are] an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
Are you kidding me? I don’t think this is the right place to preach… shouldn’t you be avoiding places like this?
Shit is fake. Trust me. My cousin used to write the horoscopes for a major newspaper in North America. She lived in the ghetto. She has no mystical powers, but she had really nice breasts though (I think she’s like my second or third cousin, though..lol).