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Some Dude Goes To Jail For Trying To Feed A Cop His Pubic Hair

by admin on 01/21/2011 · 9 comments

We. Could. Not. Make. This. Up.  A cook in New Jersey is doing a whole half a month of hard time after putting bodily hair on a police officer’s breakfast.  Reports Fox:

A restaurant cook in southern New Jersey was sentenced to 15 days in jail and two years of probation for sprinkling a police officer’s breakfast sandwich with pubic and chest hairs, the Courier-Post reported Thursday.  Ryan Burke, 27, was working as a line cook at Good Foods to Go in Marlton last February when the Evesham Police Department officer, who had once stopped the cook for a traffic violation, placed his breakfast order.

The officer consumed part of the turkey, egg and cheese bagel sandwich before realizing it was laced with body hair. Police then confiscated the sandwich and sent it to the state police lab for analysis.

Wow, why did we feel like the punishment for this would be worse?   Officers are allowing Ryan to serve his time on weekends.

{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

Anonymous 01/21/2011 at 11:45 AM

I would have gave his ass LIFE! That some nasty ish!

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hahaha 01/21/2011 at 11:52 AM

i agree completely. police or not, that is disgusting foreal. terrible

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coco loco 01/21/2011 at 12:03 PM

i would of farted on his sandwich, lol… i hate cops.

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Anonymous 01/21/2011 at 7:30 PM

Mkay you just think about this the next time you place an order.

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aleis 01/21/2011 at 12:28 PM

spit is better. pigs!

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Toronto Dude 01/21/2011 at 5:33 PM

15 dawys weks-ends, is only 5 week-ends in jail.. they count the day you go in (Friday night) as a whole day, The cook got off easy… lol

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anon 01/21/2011 at 9:26 PM

^^^^^^ knocked over a few 7-11s?

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Anonymous 01/21/2011 at 9:54 PM

Free Ryan Burke t-shirts are available now. Fuck the pigs lol

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Hampton Roads Pc Repair 01/24/2011 at 3:41 PM

The cook should of been given more time. That’s a nasty crime to commit.

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