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What Do You Think Oprah’s “Shocking Family Secret” Will Be?

by admin on 01/22/2011 · 10 comments

As she planned, the whole world is buzzing about Oprah’s announcement that on Monday’s upcoming episode she will shock the world with a new announcement.

“I was given some news that literally shook me to my core. This time, I’m the one being reunited. I was keeping a family secret for months, and on Monday you’re going to hear it straight from me. I thought I’d seen it all. But this, my friends, is the miracle of all miracles.”

As you may remember a while back there was a book written about Oprah that claimed her dad was unhappy with her and worked at a barbershop in Nashville.

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

Anti-believer 01/22/2011 at 9:11 PM

She was born with a penis.

Oh, I’m just joking… settle down.

Her family secret isn’t SHIT, i know that. Just ratings boost.

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Anonymous 01/22/2011 at 10:21 PM

that she is white

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Jasmin 01/22/2011 at 10:56 PM

I think she is going to announce that she is a lesbian. Les bi honest….

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Anonymous 01/23/2011 at 2:21 AM

Long line of republicans. Lol

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Mitch 01/23/2011 at 6:04 AM

MJ LIVES! I knew it! I just knew it!

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JJ 01/23/2011 at 4:01 PM

thats she pregnant

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Anonymous 01/23/2011 at 4:40 PM

she’s long cousin of Dick Chaney or G.W.BUSH

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Pete 01/23/2011 at 8:04 PM

The baby Oprah had never died ??

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gETaLYfE 01/24/2011 at 12:38 AM

I belive it’s something having to do with her DAD…we will see won’t we?

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Carl A 01/24/2011 at 12:22 PM

She has a half sister… Born to her mother while Oprah was a kid and living with her father.

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