In today’s we’re not creative enough to make this up news:
After crashing her car Sunday, police said a Scranton woman suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn was found to have a sizeable stash of drugs and money hidden in an unlikely location. After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters, Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.
A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.
Twenty two cents though…..
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damn. that’s a big pussy.
on a another note, this diagram above has answered a question for me. When i used to hit my ex-girl from the back – i could always tell when she had to pee cuz it felt like i was banging past something filled with fluid. i’d always be like, “you gotta pee, don’t you?”
This diagram explains that to me though in a clear way. THANKS LIFE FILES!!!!!