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“Take Your Phone Out Text All Your Exes And Say I’m At Church, F YOU!” Pastor

by admin on 03/25/2011 · 10 comments

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Ha!  This is our type of church….did he just say jump on your feet snap your fingers and say F everybody in here!?  YOU FORGIVING RIGHT.

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fickle 03/25/2011 at 2:48 PM

*waits for remix with Cee Lo*

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Agent_K [Charlotte, NC] 03/25/2011 at 3:49 PM

Damnit. I’ve been seeing this vid around the net and hadn’t watched it until today. I was expecting FUCK YOU. This was not surprising. Predictable at best.

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From Ghetto's To Galaxies 03/25/2011 at 6:42 PM

Ahhh religious folks at their best. It’s sad to see all those people just sitting there like brainwashed zombies believing in imaginary God. Just sad.

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fuckyocouch 03/25/2011 at 7:15 PM

Brainwashed??? Not a discussion I want to get deep into, but a quick question. Do you see a design to the world you live in? Have you ever seen a design without some sort of designer? I feel sorry for people like you who are brainwashed into believing there is absolutely nothing out there.

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biskits 03/25/2011 at 8:19 PM

But I used to be religious then, I actually thought how stupid it all sounded and stopped believing.

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fuckyocouch 03/26/2011 at 1:01 AM

The truth is still true whether you believe it or not.

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From Ghetto's To Galaxies 03/26/2011 at 6:19 PM

@fuckyocouch

Did I say I believe there’s nothing out there? Nope! Aright… STFU then.
One thing I know is that there’s no old guy with white beard somewhere up there watching us all. Oh and white Jesus with blond hair and blue eye’s is just fucken greatest lie ever. I bet you also believe that he was born on December 25th.

I’m brainwashed because I believing there is absolutely nothing out there? LMAO. Ok how about we stop arguing and wait till our time come to leave this beautiful planet and then we will find out who was right. Sound fair right?

word church member 03/27/2011 at 1:54 AM

I don’t care if he was born on december 25th or june 25th. I don’t care if he was white with blue eyes or black with brown. All that really matters is that he was born. Call me brainwashed if you want but I know where my blessings come from :)

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Anonymous 03/27/2011 at 4:44 PM

Horus – Sun God of Egypt, born on December 25th of the virgin Isis-Meri. Had 12 disciples he traveled about with, performing miracles such as healing the sick and walking on water. After being betrayed by Typhon, Horus was crucified, buried for 3 days, and resurrected

Attis, of Phyrigia, born of the virgin Nana on December 25th, crucified, placed in a tomb and after 3 days, was resurrected.

Krishna, of India, born of the virgin Devaki with a star in the east signaling his coming, performed miracles with his disciples, and upon his death was resurrected

Dionysus of Greece, born of a virgin on December 25th, was a traveling teacher who performed miracles such as turning water into wine

Mithra, of Persia, born of a virgin on December 25th, he had 12 disciples and performed miracles, and upon his death was buried for 3 days and thus

What makes Jesus so special?

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El Jefe 03/28/2011 at 10:07 AM

Jesus was the only one important enough that his disciples and others decided to write about him.

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