39-year old Jeff Motuzas who joined the Arizona Diamondbacks baseball team in 1998 as a bullpen catcher will do almost anything to make some extra cash since his salary is reported to be somewhere around $60,000 a year. According to a Wall Street Journal piece on some of his deals:
He has snorted wasabi and eaten horseradish by the bowlful. He has devoured a dozen donuts and guzzled 13 bottles of water. And this is the PG-rated version. “Tooz will eat anything except poop, urine and vomit,” Diamondbacks reliever Sam Demel said. “No, wait—I’m sorry. He will eat vomit.” Demel cited the memorable day when a former teammate regurgitated some yogurt and slathered it on a potato chip for Motuzas. Demel also said he once saw Motuzas ingest a concoction of chewing tobacco dip spit and 3-day-old chili.
Pitcher Livan Hernandez became something of a sadistic benefactor when he arrived in Arizona in 2006. Motuzas said Hernandez once paid him $3,000 to drink a gallon of milk in 12 minutes. The two also hammered out a deal that permitted Hernandez to punch Motuzas in the groin for $50 a pop whenever he felt the urge.
Thanks to the stunts Jeff says he has managed to make enough to pay mortgages on two houses and set his kids up pretty nicely for college.
How much for you to eat one of our boogers?
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3000 for a gallon of milk in 12 minutes??? I’d do that for less than 30!
I have always wanted to spank one of those cute baseball players on their protruding buttocks, maybe this is a good opportunity. Anytime I feel like punching his butt in his uniform and he has to say OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW….
ps…I think I’m in love with him, I’d have to hug him after I spanked him.