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This May Be The DUMMEST Tattoo Of All Time

by admin on 04/25/2011 · 8 comments

A Los Angeles gang member has been charged with murder after a crime detectives had all but given up on was solved by the tattoos on his chest.  We can’t make this up:

Inked on the pudgy chest of a young Pico Rivera gangster who had been picked up and released on a minor offense was the scene of a 2004 liquor store slaying that had stumped investigator Kevin Lloyd for more than four years.  Each key detail was right there: the Christmas lights that lined the roof of the liquor store where 23-year-old John Juarez was gunned down, the direction his body fell, the bowed street lamp across the way and the street sign — all under the chilling banner of RIVERA KILLS, a reference to the gang Rivera-13.

As if to seal the deal, below the collarbone of the gang member known by the alias “Chopper” was a miniature helicopter raining down bullets on the scene.

The tattoo began an investigation in 2008 which eventually his arrest.

Photo: LA County Sherrif/VIA

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

PuppetMaster 04/26/2011 at 1:40 AM

Definitely not the smartest Spic….but neither are ya’ll cause it’s spelled DUMBEST??

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Anonymous 04/26/2011 at 9:12 AM

You must not read this site often. Pretty sure that’s a joke.

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OnTheRealThough 04/26/2011 at 11:35 AM

No, it’s definitely a typo. The folks who run this site aren’t the brightest. They’re fans of dudes like Young Chris & Yung Berg for god’s sake.

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chuck wagon 04/26/2011 at 3:50 AM

I actually think that’s gangster.

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Aaron 04/26/2011 at 5:37 AM

What a dumb ass

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Public 04/26/2011 at 8:04 AM

The tatto is dumb,m thinking that’s gangsta is dumb, and the publisher writing “DUMMEST” is dumb (because the b is semi-silent does not preclude it from being written).
This is all dumb.

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Public 04/26/2011 at 8:05 AM

The tatto is dumb,m thinking that’s gangsta is dumb (so-called gansgstas are dumb anyway), and the publisher writing “DUMMEST” is dumb (because the b is semi-silent does not preclude it from being written).
This is all dumb.

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chuck wagon 04/27/2011 at 3:35 AM

taking sarcasm too seriously is dumm and posting twice without correcting your initial typos is really dumm. I hope the rest of his gang tattoos a massacre of your family on them one day

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