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“Graduates, faculty, parents, relatives underclassmen and old people who just come to these things, good morning and congratulations to the Dartmouth class of 2011. Today you have achieved something special, something only 92% of Americans your age will ever know, a college diploma. That’s right, with your college diploma you now have a crushing advantage over 8% of the work force. I’m talking about drop-out losers like Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg.”
Classic material.
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lmao hilarious and so true!
lol
that is real talk right there.. its foolishly true.. real life..
Great commencement speech. Funny and wise.
am i not the only one who would be pissed by this? if i wanted 23 minutes of conan material i’d go on youtube or watch his cable tv show.
my school did this i’d be pissed
Thats my school! cant believe it made theLife, and it was a great speech everyone loved it