The only way that I’d pay $1045 for these boots is if Halle Berry was posing butt naked in them… and if that were the case, it wouldn’t be paint all over those boots, if you know what I mean.
These should come with a shirt that says: “I bought them like this” so you can point to it the 1000 times you get asked what the fuck you’ve been doing.
the funny thing is, if I paid the $1000+ bucks for these, and dropped some real paint on them, I’d be pissed.
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The only way that I’d pay $1045 for these boots is if Halle Berry was posing butt naked in them… and if that were the case, it wouldn’t be paint all over those boots, if you know what I mean.
i think my gardener has these
vintage work boots: $25
paint: $10
#winning
ask anyone…I’ve been damaging my clothing with paint for a minute…I shoulda be a designer
No, I think you should just stick to being a painter..
White people would sell you over-priced anything, these days.
this just shows how gay dolce & gabanna are, looks like cum all over them boots.
it actually doesn’t look like that at all.
you’re projecting.
These should come with a shirt that says: “I bought them like this” so you can point to it the 1000 times you get asked what the fuck you’ve been doing.
the funny thing is, if I paid the $1000+ bucks for these, and dropped some real paint on them, I’d be pissed.