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Fellas… Would You Be Upset If A Doctor Accidentally Chopped Off Your Mommy/Daddy Button?

by admin on 08/22/2011 · 10 comments


Oh boy! How do you explain to a patient that you accidentally cut off his reproductive organ during surgery? Meet Phillip Seaton – a truck driver who went to his doctor in 2007 for a routine circumcision, and left the operation without any genitals.

Seaton sued his surgeon, Dr. John Patterson, for removing his penis without his permission, and the trial got under way Monday in Shelby County (Kentucky) Circuit Court. Seaton and his wife, Deborah, seek damages for “loss of service, love and affection.”

Seaton’s lawyer, Kevin George, told jurors that Seaton “doesn’t feel like a man” without his penis, The Associate Press reported.

But Patterson said he found cancer while performing the routine circumcision, and Patterson’s defense attorney, Clay Robinson, said the surgeon had no other options but to remove the penis immediately, according to court documents.

The tip of Seaton’s penis “had the appearance of rotten cauliflower” because it was so inundated with cancer, Robinson told the courtroom, according to the AP.

Thoughts…. Reactions Lifers?

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

Angelica 08/22/2011 at 7:13 PM

oh boyyy\

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brick 08/22/2011 at 8:02 PM

if I had dick cancer, I wouldn’t want to have it amputated.

I’m going down with my dick.

pause.

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KidNice 08/22/2011 at 10:06 PM

Co-sign. You take that sh*t to the grave!!!

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Chuck Wagon 08/23/2011 at 1:51 AM

doctor fucking lying anyway…u can’t put someone under for a circumcision and just decide to chop a dick. you couldn’t wait 24 hours? cancer moves like that?

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kory 08/26/2011 at 11:30 AM

thats hilarious!!!

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Kwahery 02/03/2012 at 10:07 PM

EXCELLENT TOY. My chridlen love it and its much easier than the real thing. Hope everyone tries this little toy for all their chridlen.Rating: 5 / 5

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Daddy Nums 08/23/2011 at 11:15 AM

EWWWWWW! I have never heard of dick cancer!

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Anonymous 08/23/2011 at 12:56 PM

Bitch is straight lying son. How you gonna make such a big decisions for someone else yourself while that patient is unconscious? Someone donate a dick to this man, no man shall be walking without his dick hanging down low.

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peter perfect 08/23/2011 at 4:33 PM

i hope his wife got herself a dildo

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Anonymous 08/23/2011 at 6:51 PM

yeah. they let her keep the dick afterwards

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