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Your Son Is Gay? There’s An App For That!

by admin on 09/27/2011 · 13 comments

A new app in the Android market asks a series of questions to help parents determine if their child is gay is stirring up quite a bit of controversy – as expected. The app developers have already released a statement addressing the controversy, “This app was conceived with a playful approach. It is not based at all on scientific research…through humor, “Is My Son Gay?” and the forthcoming novel have the sole objective of toning down/improving the situation and helping mothers to accept their sons’ homosexuality.”

See the 20 question it uses after the jump.

1. Does he like to dress up nicely? Does he pay close attention to his outfits and brand names?

2. Does he like football?

3. Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl?

4. Has he ever gotten into or participated in a fight?

5. Does he read sports magazines?

6. Does he have a best friend

7. Does he like team sports?

8. Is he prudish/modest?

9. Does he like diva singers?

10. Does he spend a long time in the bathroom

11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing

12. Does he spend time getting ready before being seen in public?

13. Have you asked yourself questions about your son’s sexual orientation?

14. Are you divorced?

15. Does he like musical comedies?

16. Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever?

17. Is the father (you) very strict or authoritarian with his son?

18. In your family is the father absent?

19. Was he shy as a child?

20. Is he close to his father?

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

Spadaque 09/27/2011 at 2:50 PM

Ok, Where’s the humor part?

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Darth Gaydar 09/27/2011 at 3:01 PM

Just ask him if his boyfriend is gay… duh.

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Anti-believer 09/27/2011 at 4:28 PM

thank you

these questions do not prove someone is gay. All these questions are stereotype. I like football, basketball, race track and more sports but I’m gay. This is ridiculous.

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Chilly Chill 09/27/2011 at 5:58 PM

“HOW U DOIN?!”

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Fool's Gold 09/27/2011 at 10:21 PM

It is ridiculous. That’s the thing about humor. It has to actually be funny if you want people to consider it humor. This is just stupid.

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Jpoodie 09/27/2011 at 3:50 PM

WOW!

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Brobi Wan Kenobi 09/27/2011 at 4:23 PM

21. Is he allergic to pussy?

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fridaybs 09/27/2011 at 4:27 PM

i bet you get that all the time…

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Brobi Wan Kenobi 09/27/2011 at 4:38 PM

That’s what she said…

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Darth Gaydar 09/27/2011 at 5:08 PM

The force is strong with this one.

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Anonymous 09/28/2011 at 1:04 AM

I am your Father!

Ladee 09/27/2011 at 7:23 PM

This is just stupid.

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Stephanie 09/27/2011 at 9:05 PM

ugh

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