Thanks to the failing economy, greeting card Hallmark has unveiled a new line of cards targeted towards people who have recently lost their jobs.  Here are some of the sayings you can expect to find in the cards:

“Don’t think of it as losing your job. Think of it as a time-out between stupid bosses.”

One featuring a cat: “Is there anywhere I could hack up a hairball, like say, on a former employer’s head?”

“Losing your job does not define you. What you do about it does.”

Tagged as: Greeting Card, Hallmark, Recession, Unemployed