In his book “Wet Goddess” 60-year old author Malcolm Brenner talks aobut the 9-month intimate relationship he had with a dolphin when he was in his early 20′s.  Says Malcolm about their encounters:

“I found that extraordinarily erotic.  It’s like being with a tiger or a bear. This is an animal that could kill you in two seconds if it wanted to….What is repulsive about a relationship where both partners feel and express love for each other?  I know what I’m talking about here because after we made love, the dolphin put her snout on my shoulder, embraced me with her flippers and we stared into each others’ eyes for about a minute.  This was not some dog trying to hump my leg, okay. This was a 400-lb. wild-born female dolphin. She was an awesome creature.”

Unfortunately for Malcolm after a couple of months his fish was shipped off to another state and the two eventually lost contact before it became really serious.  But he doesn’t have to worry about getting in any trouble with the law, because Florida’s law against beastiality was only passed this year after two failed attempts.

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