A 45-year old woman named Maria Topp from Gateshead, England was warned by a judge that she will likely face jail time when she appears in court this November for biting off her partner of 5-years Martin Douglas’ testicles. According to the news report:
He was so traumatized by his wounds, which required 19 stitches, that emergency services struggled to understand him when he called for help.
Fellas….if you were the judge how much time would you give her?
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ugh that picture Life FILES!
if a bitch bit off my balls she’d be dead. i’d kill her then go on the run.
i’m letting women know now – inflicting mortal injuries to my crotchal region? you better kill me cause if you don’t you’re gonna die.
my and my penis are like THIS, son!
“my and my penis are like THIS, son!”
HAHA aight Dave Chappelle….
If I were the judge I’d give that braud LIFE in prison !
If she ain’t doing life behind bars without parole, then I guarantee she’s doing life 6 feet under.
I threw up in my mouth a little, from looking at that picture.
I agree that the Judge should throw the book (& a shoe) at that crazy chick.
No amount of time is enough..!!. Tell that Broad its Hard to breathe with DIRT on YA !
make her pamper and lick balls for life till she learns 2 respect and adore the damn thing. pfff
Well, damn… I like the way that you think.
It sounds like you’ve got a good “head” on your shoulders… get it?
lmao.
“So, what do you do for a living?”
*pause* “ball licker.”
*double pause* “wait, what?”
*head down* “balls. I lick balls.”
This site cracks me up! The selection of posts, pictures, commenters… You slay me!