Why didn’t we think of this!? A new fragrance being sold in a South African strip club called Alibis gives cheating men (and women too, we guess) some evidence to support their lies. There are three scents right now – My Car Broke Down, which smells of fuel, burnt rubber, grease and steel, I Was Working Late, which smells like coffee, ink, cigarettes and wool suits, and We Were Out Sailing, which has the smell of fresh ocean spray, sea salt, cotton rope and aqua.
Since when was sailing an alibi? Or you can roll down a grassy hill, smack yourself around for a bit and say you were mugged and left for dead. Not that we know anyone who has done this….
Good idea or bad idea?
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All of this for a little piece of “strange”? You might as well not even commit to being in a relationship, if you have no intention of being faithful. Just keep “playing the field” and be honest with whomever you’re seeing by letting them know upfront that you’re not the commitment type. Much easier that way.
because being in a committed relationship has social benefits. it’s conformity – and the “Caliber” of woman you pull says a lot about you that you can use to your advantage.
but being in a relationship doesn’t mean you don’t want other women – so if you’re discrete and take care to use protection – i say go for it.
in my experience – and i’m single – like 80% of the women i deal with are married – and a lot of their husbands are really good dudes – who dont’ deserve it.
INTERDASTING…
The.Life, sailing is a legit excuse in South Africa lol
This is literally blowing my mind because i came up witht his concept years ago, just talking shit with my boys. I was thinking about somehting along thelines of , ball wipes. You could swipe your balls and w/ this wipe and they would smell like you were out hooping all day. Orp[erhaps have one that smelled like fast food and gigarettes and youl would wipe your neck down right quick…
Ummmmm no, sir.
“ball wipes” lol… classic.
If she found your “alibi” cologne bottle, you might could play that off as some sample fragrance you picked up… but if she found your “ball wipes” you might have some splainin’ to do…
lmao at all the short fat niggas who would come home all of a sudden smelling like they spent the whole day playing ball.
-where were you all day?
-me? hooping?
*ball sniff*
-nigga you winded from coming up one flight of stairs! You got a side bitch, don’t you?
-*polamalu face* Yes.
Should have patented that shit.
What about the ” I tripped an landed on his d**k” scent? Ill take one of those!
lmao
If I see Alibi cologne or ball wipes, I’m hitting play http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY
Hahaha! Nice.
The irony of this product or others like it is that once everyone gets hip to their existence & intended purpose, it’s going to be a dead giveaway on their creeptivity (creeping activities). So, really, what’s the point?
HA HA HA! I am completely dead with that song! LMAO
ok dudes this is just stupid, if u want another girl TELL THE ONE YOUR DATING!! make her an offer she cant refuse like if you can bring another girl in every once in a while she can bring another guy in too. remember if you get extra so should she!!!