The Pakistan Telecommunication Authority has instructed carriers to immediately block text messages containing words they have deemed offensive and obscene. Here are some of the dangerous words from the list:
Athlete’s foot
Deposit
Black out
Drunk
Flatulence
Glazed Donut
Harem
Jesus Christ
Hostage
Murder
Penthouse
Satan
Flogging the dolphin
Monkey crotch
Idiot
Damn
Deeper
Four twenty
Go to hell
Harder
Looser
No sex
Quickie
Fairy
We’re sure this will improve life in the country greatly, so sorry if we offended you.
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Kudos to the first chap who can create a short story using each of these terms… double kudos, if you’re Pakistani… by doing so, you will have earned my admiration… and a “Scratch & Sniff” Sticker, which I will apply to my computer screen in your honor.
Now that I think about, that’s really more of a gift for me. Strawberry is the best!
Floggin the Dolphin…
Jesus Christ, you damn no sex athlete’s foot monkey crotch should go to hell and eat glazed donuts with Satan.
That shit cray
no sex really??? lol