There’s a glitch in the matrix and Krystle Marie Reyes has found it. The 25-year old woman used Turbo Tax software to file her 2011 taxes claiming she earned income of $3,000,000 which caused her to be due a refund of just over $2 million. The Oregon Revenue Department even examined her refund because of the size but determined it was genuine allowing Krystle to spend about $150,000 on the Visa card she was issued containing her refund. Officials didn’t even know something was foul until Krystle reported her debit card missing starting the investigation into the funds….
The IRS won’t be happy about this.





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damn it was the greed that got her caught.
+1
all she had to do was disappear.
150K isn’t much to disappear for.
She was dumb to think she would get away with this.
you’re misunderstanding.
No, you are.
anti believer is missing the boat. i get what you were saying. greed def got her caught up
Her stupidity gor her caught, if only she didn’t lose her card.
First off, she over did it. Second, If everything is going smooth, how do you lose a card like that. Stupidity at it’s finest.
She reported a lost debit card for stolen money?!
Her crime wasn’t stealing the money, the issue here is something far more sinister.
makes no sense.
I bet she reported the debit card stolen so she could try to get the money back that she spent. My credit card was stolen once and around $100 was charged on it, and the company credited the money back to my card once I got the new one…
Damn is Oregon that stupid? The fact that they send her a 2.1 million dollar visa card without thinking twice about it is just crazy.
and shit, couldn’t she use some of that 150k that she already spend already to fix her god damn eyebrows?
see i was thinking weight watchers.
or she could just focus on the double chin
This should earn her a spot on the “World’s Dumbest Criminals” list.
Damn! How retarded is Oregon. Who in the world puts 2.1 million dollars on a debit card. How desperate is that. Then you have the nerve to report the card stolen and think that they wouldnt find out. I can see maybe getting away with a couple hundred thousands but a couple million. I think thats a little extreme baby girl. Next time dont think so big, oh there wont be a next time because your dumb ass will be in jail. You deserve what you get for being so careless and stupid. Get a life when you get out.
Lol at this woman claiming she earned 3 million.
The only person dumber than her is/are the IRS employees giving her couple million. I didn’t know working at the corner can make you over $3 mil… This is insane, and I hope people realize how qualified you have to be in order to be a government employee. Maybe they should tighten up the standards a bit? Keep in mind where that money came from – from our taxes.
So she almost got away with it? It makes you wonder how many other people with IQ over 40 actually did get away with it? I have to revise my tax return for this year…
Everyone needs too stop talking shit its a do it yourself system a kid can do that the state needs too stand the fuck up take responsibity it got red flagged three times some lazy ass worker did not do he’s job so they fuck up send out money a person is not going send it back she took care of her family just like any person wound do but you lame ass mother fuckers talking shit keep your hands of the keys go back too your useless life