In today’s genius use of social media news out of Oregon:
On January 1, 2013 at 1:00 AM Officer Riley was called to respond to 1884 5th street for a hit and run crash. She responded and found that person(s) unknown had sideswiped a white colored Scion doing significant damage to the car. Officer Clausen, who was assisting, seized several pieces of taillight and bumper cover. A second vehicle parked in front of this car had damage as well. Later in the day on January 1st, Officer Riley got a private Facebook message from someone who wanted to report that they had seen Jacob Cox-Brown, Age 18, of Astoria, post on Facebook that he had been involved in a crash and was drunk. Cox-Brown was arrested and lodged at the Clatsop County Jail. He was charged with two counts of Failing to Perform the Duties of a Driver.
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