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Worst Vegetarian Burrito Of All Time

by admin on 02/28/2013 · 3 comments

After eating a vegetarian burrito singer Jay Whalley (with the dreads) from Australian punk rock band Frenzal Rhomb was diagnosed with a brain tumor which luckily he was able to have safely removed shortly after this photo.  Here’s his story:

So the tapeworm eggs live in pig flesh (most common in C America but found in loads of other countries too), the pig is killed and the meat undercooked and eaten by old mate. Old mate grows a tapeworm in his intestine which eventually produces eggs. Old mate goes to el baño, doesn’t wash his hands properly then busies himself cooking my vegetarian burrito. Gross.

Once in my stomach they never become tapeworms but they migrate into the muscle, most of the time causing no problem and you’ll never know it’s there, the only place you’ll have problems is if they make it to your brain or eyes.  Once in the brain the body reacts by sealing it in a kind of cocoon or cyst where it quite happily lived for 4 fucking years! It’s only when it dies that the body has some kind of inflammatory response resulting in swelling which in turn lead to the seizures.

See the photo from after his surgery after the jump.

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Anonymous 02/28/2013 at 1:16 PM

But, um, why are there stitches in his locks?

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Anonymous 02/28/2013 at 6:38 PM

Straight hair does not lock without assistance so they sometimes wrap thread around it.

How the hell does he know the day, time, and place his tapeworm entered his body?!?!?

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Alex 03/01/2013 at 2:16 AM

WOW. My dad suffered from exactly the same worm/eggs and underwent surgery almost 20 years ago. He survived and did well. Everything Mr Jay Whalley mentioned here about the process from the moment the pig meat is blamed to be infected to where the eggs are then deployed on the burrito ,most exactly in the lettuce,is true. This is not a new syndrome/infection type of case, it has been known for years and it may now had been studied so intensively that even the times of duration of each stage has come up to a so precise pathology and understanding of its cycles and times. I am very happy for Mr Wahlley, wish him a prompt recovery. However, only 1 out 10 people who undergo this surgery survive or not develop some physical disability.

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