This is what happens when your relationship becomes front page news, every little detail will be scrutinized.

We already found out about Michelle (Bombshell) McGee’s tattoos, but now photos of her dressed in Nazi gear for a shoot have emerged.  And the former stripper who has allegedly been cheating with Sandra’s hubby for the past 11 months says the letters W-P we see tattooed on the back of her thighs isn’t for white power – it means wet [meow...].  Add to that Jesse’s baby mama Janine Lindemulder who was a porn star is married to a guy named Jeremy Aikman, who has claimed to be a skinhead in past.

People are even scrutinizing the logo of Jeses’s very popular West Coast Choppers shop which makes custom motorcycles priced at $100,000 and up for your favorite celebrities, saying it too closely resembles Germany’s Iron Cross, which appears in Nazi memorabilia.

We all have questionable friends so is the internets making much ado about nothing??  And did Sandra know about this!?

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Christina Aguilera’s website is promoting a count down to a new announcement on her site in about two days.  Wonder what it is?

Check out a preview of Dreamworks new animation film Megamind which stars Will Ferrell and Tina Fey, the movie is “a satirical take on superhero movies, in which a notorious villain loses his oomph after he accidentally kills his nemesis.” (IMDB)

First preview of the film after the jump!

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As if life wasn’t difficult enough, the Braille Rubiks Cube.

The name of the color is embossed on each piece……

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Did she write this one herself?  According to IMDB:

The film was previously titled The Baster, but that was deemed too risqué since the film is about artificial insemination. Instead, the trailer just has Juliette Lewis waving a baster in Jason Bateman’s face. This is followed by a scene where Bateman knocks over a sperm donation by accident and then refills it off screen. Crisis averted.

The premise has Bateman as a guy who got caught in the friend zone with Jennifer Aniston’s character. She decided to get pregnant through artificial insemination and chose the dreamy sperm of Patrick Wilson’s character. But as we mentioned before, comic circumstances lead to a change-up and Bateman’s “hijacks” her pregnancy. Seven years later, he recognizes that he has a son, but doesn’t know how to handle the situation.

She’s working…a film in theaters, a film on the shelf!!!  Check out the trailer after the jump!

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You don’t sound like this in your bathroom!!!! Check her out singing “At Last”…no special effects.

“I took you to my palace and I became your stylist – for that call me your majesty.” Cam’ron

Cam’ron remixes the reggae classic, “Sorry”. This. Is. Not. A. Love Song!!!!

Is it too early for open toe sandals?

Photo: Shareif Ziyadat/ Tunes: Miss Info

Scandinavian artist Nina Maria Kleivan is getting just what she wanted!  People are up in arms after seeing her latest exhibit which features old images of her then infant daughter dressed as Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Benito Mussolini, Mao Zedong and others.

“We all have evil within us. Even small children are evil towards each other. Even my daughter could end up ruling Denmark with an iron fist. The possibility is still there. Nobody reacts to any picture other than the one of ‘mini-Hitler. Even though my generation doesn’t speak out about the war, silently our cultural circle sees Hitler as evil incarnate…” Nina tells an Israeli newspaper about the photos taken 11 years ago.

Photos: Nina Maria Kleivan

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Step off!!!!!!  The detailing is sick.

This is going to be the longest 150-year sentence ever. According to the Wall Street Journal’s jail house sources some time in December the jailed CEO was treated for a broken nose, fractured ribs and cuts to his head and face after being beat up by a prisoner at the Butner Federal Prison where he is being held.   Allegedly some guy believed he was owed money by Madoff even though nobody is admitting the incident happened, here’s the story:

The current inmate said Mr. Madoff’s assailant was a beefy man serving time for a drug conviction. The alleged assailant’s mother said in an interview her son had not mentioned any scuffle with Mr. Madoff but that he had been a body builder and held a black belt in Judo until he was injured in a shooting in 2002. While behind bars he has regained strength and gotten back into shape, she said.

The Bureau of Prisons said it investigated the incident, a process that included an interview with Mr. Madoff. “In December he told staff he was not assaulted, and an investigation was completed following his statements, which corroborated his statements,” said Traci Billingsley, a Bureau of Prisons spokeswoman. “Not one inmate has told staff he was assaulted.”

It’s not uncommon for prisoners to deny being beaten because they don’t want to risk a reputation as a snitch, according to prison experts and prisoner advocates.

This is not how this guy thought he would be spending his last years.  Wonder if any of his friends who got rich off of him come to visit….

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Tell your boss you need to leave for a couple hours to go shopping, this is new clothes music.  Even if it wasn’t your favorite….

Author Nell Irvin Painter offers her interesting perspective on race and sex in her new book while Stephen tries to crack some funnies and figure out what the book is really about.

“White people are the default color, Christianity if the default religion, male is the default sex, brown is the default eye color, English is the default language – I am the default American. I am America. ” Stephen Colbert

By now you’ve already seen her splashed on the covers of your favorite tabloid papers, Michelle (Bombshell) McGee is the woman who claims she will be releasing the texts to prove she’s been having a 11-month affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James.  Here’s the guilty plea apology he has already issued:

“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.  There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.  This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

Sandra met Jesse who was formerly married to a porn star while touring the set of his “Monster Garage” reality TV show in 2004 and has reportedly moved out of their home – or has been gone, depending on which gossip is true.  But it has been confirmed that Sandra has pulled out of promotional events to support her film ‘The Blind Side’.

Check out her Oscar Awards acceptance speech which she actually dedicated to her husband at the end after the jump and let us know if she knew this scandal was about to break or had no clue…

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Check out a clip from Taking On Tyson, Mike’s new reality show for the Animal Planet where he takes us inside an abandoned Harlem building he calls his office, where thousands of pigeons are housed.  As long as he’s not paying their rent…..

See the clip after the jump!

We don’t think we’ve seen a bad picture of Amber Rose…  Here she is strutting her stuff for a 70’s style inspired spread for In*Tandem magazine.  Looking good!